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    • N
      No.88
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      I have an irrational hatred for Christmas jumpers!!  😠
      And for all those middle-aged, office dickheads who wear them in public: "YOU LOOK PHUKIN' STUPID!" Stop it.

      And whilst I'm on the rant bus.

      And can you all phuck off somewhere else to hold your office party, other than my local pub. For three weeks on the run up to Xmas, I can't get near the bar due to throngs of loud, badly dressed, drunken office punters trying to get into the knickers of their young female colleagues. You're pathetic! No-one wants to shag a fat, balding, hairy nostriled, halitosis ridden bore. Stop it.

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      • FurattoHeddoF
        FurattoHeddo
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        Now that's a great rant  😉

        "Don't ever be sorry"

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        • ShoremanS
          Shoreman
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          @No.88:

          No-one wants to shag a fat, balding, hairy nostriled, halitosis ridden bore. Stop it.

          Well…damn.

          Meek, mild and dishonest with a special place in Hell.

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          • 501IH5
            501IH
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            Yes indeed it is. Can't get the grin out of my face for a while. Incidentally, we're having our office party tonight…

            @No.88: two small assurances. I guarantee it's not at your pub, and I promise I won't try to get into anyone's knickers….  😉 (not that I feel wholly described by your outline of the kind of guy who would... :-[).

            Keep your jeans on–-and let nothing come in between you and the denim !

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            • SeulS
              Seul
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              Fucking hell Chronopost's a bitch to deal with… Trying to help my boss with receiving a package...

              Consignment not delivered: customer absent (But they didn't leave any message/ slip... Plus my boss has a camera system that sends him a mail with a picture of anyone that has approached his house... No one stopped by that day!..)
              Scan location : Bruxelles - BE
              Comment : Contact with sender or consignee in progress (Good luck finding a working phone number of any kind for the depot in Brussels, where it's currently at...)

              So I called their French customer service line... No option for English (they're French after all)... Not a 100% sure I'd be able to figure it out myself, this is too specific, my French is crap...

              Sent them a message through their FB page... Fingers crossed 😞

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              • SeulS
                Seul
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                After some e-mails, FB private messages, and phone calls to Amazon.de, it now says it's gonna be delivered today…

                I've got a fiver on it not being delivered today...

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                • SeulS
                  Seul
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                  Btw: the people from Chronopost in France did NOT have a phonenumber for the depot in Brussels!!! How fucking crazy is that?.. "Yeah we dropped your package off there, and you need to contact them for a second delivery, but neither you nor we have an actual way of fucking contacting them"… BLOODY HELL...

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                  • louisboscoL
                    louisbosco
                    啓蒙家
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                    damn!!!!! no sizes in the tees i want!

                    "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                    • David_pllD
                      David_pll
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                      Scrambled to get some sneakers for my wife, ended up with the wrong size. Now have to sell these, luckily I found her size on eBay.

                      Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                      • ColeC
                        Cole
                        啓蒙家
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                        Oh come on 2016. Fuck you for taking Princess Laia.

                        Gesendet von iPhone mit Tapatalk

                        WTB:
                        IHJ-96-OLV Size L
                        IHE-13

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                        • neph93N
                          neph93
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                          ^ [emoji17]

                          “Some of those that work forces
                          Are the same that burn crosses”

                          • Virginia Woolf
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                          • DionD
                            Dion
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                            What the heck?! 😞

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                            • H
                              hotel_hotel
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                              Just some repairs

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                              • ChrisC
                                Chris
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                                Wow, I've never seen a needle bend like that. Snap, sure, all the time, but not bend.

                                What size is it?

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                                • H
                                  hotel_hotel
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                                  First time for me as well, they usually break!

                                  It was a 90

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                                  • J
                                    jdl1279
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                                    My New Years Eve consisted of cracking a brew and promptly falling asleep one glass in…I can't even make it past 10pm anymore

                                    Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                    • neph93N
                                      neph93
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                                      @jdl1279:

                                      My New Years Eve consisted of cracking a brew and promptly falling asleep one glass in…I can't even make it past 10pm anymore

                                      New parent syndrome…Don't worry, it doesn't last forever. It just seems like it does.

                                      “Some of those that work forces
                                      Are the same that burn crosses”

                                      • Virginia Woolf
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                                      • J
                                        jdl1279
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                                        I blame that and my normal schedule seeing me up at 4am

                                        Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                        • neph93N
                                          neph93
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                                          @jdl1279:

                                          …up at 4am

                                          Ouch, that'll do it [emoji28]

                                          “Some of those that work forces
                                          Are the same that burn crosses”

                                          • Virginia Woolf
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                                          • SeulS
                                            Seul
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                                            I just slept 14 hours. It's already dark. Borderline first world problems I guess, since I have a week off…..  😎

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