Random Rants
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Many years ago, I bought some denim scrubs. I haven't thought about them until I saw this. Next time I'm home I'll have to look for them.
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5:00 am is really not the time to have no control over either what is playing on tv (CNN) or the volume (as loud as possible). Damn you Hobby Airport.
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The only energy drink sold at Love Field is Monster? What sort of third world airport doesn't sell Red Bull? Jesus, I hate Dallas.
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I have a stinging reply ready for you, but I'm boarding right now and my plane doesn't have wifi, so I'll be forced to go offline.
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On the other hand, I rather like Lubbock.
And as far as I know, there are no Belgians here, so… WIN.
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Liar! Everyone knows Belgian isn't a language! They speak German!
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You're trying to trick me. That's the same language.
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or french
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There really is a sucker born every minute. Or in a quote attributed to Dorothy Parker,"What fresh hell is this?"
A pox on both your houses.
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C'mon, the Belgians can't even decide on place names, let alone which language they speak. For example, Brussels is called either Brussel or Bruxelles, then you get streets that are called either Rue du Midi or Zuidstraat. :o
I don't know if they started brewing beer as a coping mechanism for dealing with this, or it's a result of their beer consumption. There's probably a feedback loop there.
Incidentally, the Rue du Midi is pretty awesome. It's got La Maison du Miel, which is a great honey shop, and PCH, which is a good place to buy a Leica.
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Did your mum consider "Utter bellend" to be too descriptive
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Did your mum consider "Utter bellend" to be too descriptive
No she thought the name "Willy Wanker" would limit my job possibilities to what you do: giving out handjobs at the railway station toilets for a fiver.
