Random Rants

[Seul]

A snap heard echoing through the universe… 

[seanocono]

Ha. You would have burned me, too, if I had been showcasing something from the Jim Henson's Miss Piggy Nightwear Collection.

[seanocono]

Sorry about the loss of an epic beer jug, though. Shame.

[Seul]

Would've made for such a nice teamug 

What PSYCHO packs a jug like this, though?.. 

[seanocono]

Someone obviously skilled in the art of torturing Belgians.

[seanocono]

I apologize for laughing at your expense, but that pack-job is ridiculous.

I'm hoping this person had safety tape because he/she should not be allowed to operate scissors.

[Seul]

Trust me, I know eBay will refund me so I'm not in the slightest bit annoyed… But yeah: this guy must have issues...

[Finn666]

please don´t tell me that that used baking dish was in the box as well?…along with the empty package of sauce mix? ???

damn, this guy really have no clue about what he´s doing

[seanocono]

I think you have a right to be slightly annoyed.

I'm guessing he's the kind of guy who likes reality competition shows and Dwayne Johnson movies.

[Seul]

It was all in the box…  :-\

[seanocono]

The used baking dish is my favorite part. It was the hardest thing he could think of, besides his tinfoil hat; but he spent days making that, so he wasn't going to give it up.

[Finn666]

god damn
the only way i can explain this, is that seul bought all of those items shown…but that wouldn´t be the Eli i know

[FurattoHeddo]

A guy from Hawaii once sent me a VHS tape packed in a used cereal box (long time ago as you can tell), I'm all for recycling but that was a bit weird, but to stay on topic that's a real bummer to see a Westmalle mug shattered like that, Seul…

[injunjack]

Eli

Here you go…get another.

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/trappist-Westmalle-bierpot-chope-beer-mug-trappistenbier-0-5-L-/130880773808?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_123&hash=item1e791a1eb0#ht_500wt_1414

[seanocono]

How could you not for €1?

[Giles]

Seul.  Beat this.

Antique water filter sent to me 10 days ago.

Holy feck…..

[Clint_D]

$50/sq ft handmade tile from Heath Ceramics in California.  The idiot who shipped them had bare tile on tile so more than half were broken, cracked, chipped, etc.  Luckily, my refund cleared 2 days ago.

Not a good sign:

Most looked like these:

[Seul]

So the guy's refunding me (duh) but he's adamant it was packed "relatively well"…

sorry hiervoor kruik was toch redelijk goed ingepakt.
waarschijnlijk hebben ze bij de post er mee gesmeten zou je denken,want hier was de kruik in perfecte staat.

=> sorry about this the jug was packed relatively well.
they probably threw it around at the post office, cause it was in excellent nick here.

RELATIVELY WELL?.. Not it wasn't you DUMBASS… I hope you're treating the baby whose clothes you wrapped it in, better than this...

@Seul:

[tatmantall]

did you order those pajamas from the same guy who made your sleeveless pink jumpsuit?

just kiddin'

[Seul]

I bought this to wear it under the pink jumpsuit - very itchy stuff that one!..