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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      How about a sign that says

      "Don't waste your time, Doug lives here"

      That should sort it….

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • AnesthetistA
        Anesthetist
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        I know what you mean Mega. It's 55 degrees now and tomorrow we are supposed to get 4-8" of snow.

        IG: bluehandsslim

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        • ChrisC
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          @DougNg:

          Apparently the "NO SOLICITING" sign on top of my "DOG ON PREMISES" sign isn't enough of a clue…I think I need a "SOLICITORS WILL BE FED TO DOG" sign

          I've found it helpful to answer the door with, "Oh- you're not my parole officer!" while not wearing pants.

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          • SeulS
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            FOR FUCK SAKE…

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            • llvlaglneL
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              Good thing you have a pair of 25oz to keep your nuts toasty 😉

              "…think of a world tour as similar as to the sisterhood of the traveling pants." -LandoCal126

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              • tatmantallT
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                I plan to never be caught with a single pair of boots again, my 405's bit the dust and am currently without. I am hating life right now and my feet and knees are killing me wearing my running shoes all day for the last two days. 😠

                Let this be a lesson learned to spend an ample amount of money on quality boots as well, sounds like a good excuse to me at least.

                "I know to you it may sound strange, but I wish it would rain…"- The Temptations

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                  What happened to the Alden's? Are you going to send em back for a repair?

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                  • tatmantallT
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                    I purchased them in November and noticed that the leather upper has began to rip away from the last by the ball of the toe on the inside of the left shoe and it is progressing very quickly. I spoke with Alden SF, where they were purchased, early Friday afternoon and had told him im in a bit of a jam now as I am completely with out my boots I use for work.  The assistant manager told me, though he stated it is not routine procedure, to send picture to his direct email as this sounded like a major concern. He also stated he would be forwarding a prepaid shipping label as soon as our phone conversation ended. Since then communication has ceased on their end. Ive sent a couple emails again friday night and another saturday asking if they had even recieved the picture and reiterating that i am in a jam so I need to figure something out as soon as possible. I'll try calling monday again I guess.. just kind of have a sick feeling in my stomach over the whole bit thus far though I have been a patron of Alden for some time. the pics in the Alden thread are a bit alarming as well. (this is a very condensed version. the friday conversations are actually quite a long story, after speaking with several people this was the resolution we came to… )

                    "I know to you it may sound strange, but I wish it would rain…"- The Temptations

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                    • derivative666D
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                      If your an 11.5 you can buy mine for $150 bucks

                      "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                      • ChrisC
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                        My wife and I like traditional names for children.  We have what we call "the Chief Justice test" for names.  As in, if it would sound silly in the following, "Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the Chief Justice of the United States, (insert name)", then we won't inflict it on a child.

                        With that for context, today I was in the grocery store with Caroline and some woman came up to me and said, "Hi, you must be Caroline's father."
                        "Uh, yes…"
                        "My son Maverick is in her gymnastics class."

                        It took every ounce of self control I possess to keep from asking if she has another son named Goose.

                        Maverick?
                        Seriously?

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                        • seanoconoS
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                          ^Hahaha.  Yeah, "Maverick" is a first.  I feel bad for the poor kid.

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                          • ArabitA
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                            Family name Dallas.

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                            • GilesG
                              Giles
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                              @Chris:

                              It took every ounce of self control I possess to keep from asking if she has another son named Goose.

                              Nope, but Mav has a brother called Icemen and a sister called Cougar….

                              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                You have high standards for your kids Chris, fair play. Oh you know, just "Chief Justice of the United States" 🙂

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                                • ChrisC
                                  Chris
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                                  Believe me, I'm not going to be pushing them to be lawyers.  I want them to do something productive and respectable, like selling "Rollexx" watches on a Manhattan street corner.

                                  All I'm saying is that if you name your daughter Destyniee, you can cash in that college fund and sign her up for pole dancing classes…

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                                  • SeulS
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                                    @Chris:

                                    sign her up for pole dancing classes…

                                    Now thére's a respectable job!..

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                                      zwer
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                                      I can't remember where, but I read an interesting piece on the topic of names as destiny. Could have been in Freakonomics or somewhere like that.

                                      Having grown up with a 'girl's name', Lorrie, I get really frustrated with parents who name their child something unusual. Especially when the parents have normal names. Friends Mike and Sandie have named their children, Cedar (boy) and Magnolia. Hard to keep my mouth shut.

                                      I still get stick for my name. Recently a taxi driver said to me, Isn't that a girl's name? Yes, I almost punched him in the back of the head. Instead I growled at him and he STFU.

                                      **
                                      found a link: http://blakeflannery.hubpages.com/hub/Give-Your-Baby-A-Good-Start-Whats-in-a-name

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                                        • Megatron1505M
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                                          Tommy was nearly Clark Smith, Pams maiden name is Clark, and I fucking love Superman. Not that most of you would probably think that Clark is a particularly strange first name, but then again most of you don't live in a town populated by a generation of kids called Jordan or Becks…. I shit you not.

                                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                          • bagley920B
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                                            Hey, don't talk to me about names. I get called Brooke almost every day

                                            If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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