Random Rants

[Schorsch]

It's already 30°C outside and just now the whole kindergarten under my office started singing songs while I try to explain a customer that his firewall is not broken just because he can't access facebook…

[Seul]

Forecast for next Monday (when I start working again):

Thank you dear Denim God.

[wearoften]

Missed my packaged from The U.K. today. Arrived 30 minutes after I left for work!

[Seul]

These two (although it sounds like 200) lovely Turkish ladies have been outside vacuuming rugs… Since 10 am... Using one of them big, old and very noisy cleaners... This does not prevent them from shouting at eachother over it non-stop... Since 10 am... There are short interludes in which they switch rugs, which have them shouting at the same volume, with a small child crying constantly in between...

The machine itselfs seems to have two settings which produce two specific sounds:

• Sound of Boeiing 747 taking off

and

• Inarguably the most irritating noise in the world

I will soon edit my WTB list: need grenades and some RPGs.

[Giles]

Ex-fucking-cuse me…...

http://store.dolcegabbana.com/dolce_gabbana/item/tskay/0E43D1BD/cod10/42267811GH/issue/dac85a55-7b0a-420e-a5e2-ebcaf12ade69

[LandoCal126 0]

@Giles:

Ex-fucking-cuse me…...

http://store.dolcegabbana.com/dolce_gabbana/item/tskay/0E43D1BD/cod10/42267811GH/issue/dac85a55-7b0a-420e-a5e2-ebcaf12ade69

Out of my size. SUCKS

[hectic]

Best typo ever:

"Image of a hose printed on back"

[Megatron1505]

Where to cop 

[Giles]

@hectic:

Best typo ever:
"Image of a hose printed on back"

Out of my size. SOCKS

[injunjack]

mother suckin' hoover rockin' flyin' fuck. out of my size as well….;-)

[hectic]

[Chris]

Only a thousand pounds?  SCORE!

I'd pay at least 1500; they have a picture of a hose on the back!

[Seul]

Stop hosing about. I'd feel like a stallion in those.

[Chris]

That would probably be fitting.  You generally smell like a stallion, don't you?

[injunjack]

knowing Seul, I suspect that it's totally diff . animal, not stallion LOL

[LandoCal126 0]

Hmmm, Beastiality chat. (Lando heads for ze hills)

[Megatron1505]

@LandoCal126:

Hmmm, Beastiality chat. (Lando heads for ze hills)

Why? Your knowledge may be invaluable L 

[LandoCal126 0]

@Megatron1505:

@LandoCal126:

Hmmm, Beastiality chat. (Lando heads for ze hills)

Why? Your knowledge may be invaluable L 

Can't talk about that.

[Seul]

Well I'm almost certain I watch the amount of westerns I do because they have so many horses in it… Might be onto something...

calls his shrink (Chris)

[pookguy]

I fucking hate lowballers…