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    • Finn666F
      Finn666
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      @Giles:

      @Megatron1505:

      G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday  😶

      Here's the main issue Mr Tron.  We need someone to be here when we aren't…...

      send me your holiday planning and i´ll take the time to come to gosport to guard everything for ya! 😉

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      • bagley920B
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        and make sure you do inventory afterwards haha 😉

        If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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        • SeulS
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          I'll make sure to sit on the couch, watch The Wire, drink your beers, and re-do your walls with pics of piglets…

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          • GilesG
            Giles
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            @Finn666:

            i´ll take the time to come to gosport to guard everything for ya! 😉

            I'm assuming that is a fairly loose definition of "Guard"….

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • Megatron1505M
              Megatron1505
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              @Giles:

              @Megatron1505:

              G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday  😶

              Here's the main issue Mr Tron.  We need someone to be here when we aren't…...

              Pay me in denim, I'll sleep in the stock room.

              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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              • Jordan23J
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                @Megatron1505:

                @Giles:

                @Megatron1505:

                G, I have taken that as a job offer, and I can start on Monday  😶

                Here's the main issue Mr Tron.  We need someone to be here when we aren't…...

                Pay me in denim, I'll sleep in the stock room.

                Haha, great idea!…unluckely not my idea.;)

                AE

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                • GilesG
                  Giles
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                  When Lando stayed here in 2010, he slept in the stock room.

                  Well, in fact he didn't, because I don't think he slept at all…...

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • Jordan23J
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                    …and he wasn't paid in denim for that, was he?...otherwise i will spent my holidays there!:)

                    AE

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                    • ChrisC
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                      If I recall correctly, Lando went home with a lot more gear and a lot less cash.  Probably drowned a bunch of brain cells, too.

                      That looked like a great party…

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                      • Finn666F
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                        i fecking hate the "Deutsche Bahn"…those feckers just suck! always too late and crowded to the fullest... 😠
                        oh and thanks to them I'm going to miss my connection joint, which leads to another problem, me waiting one hour on the next one and missing my soccer training!  😠 😠 😠

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                        • JestreJ
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                          Some fucking douchebag decided to park across from my house where there is a clearly marked NO PARKING sign.  This almighty yuppie-scum then rolls a Kubota off the trailer attached to his SUV so he can do some unknown "manly" bullshit across the street in the baseball diamond for little league.

                          In the meantime, I cooked up a steak for dinner trying to ignore things.  I was happily eating my dinner when "Bang!"  Two cars drove by my place and while they were trying to avoid said yuppie-scum's SUV, one of them clipped into my mailbox taking off their side mirror and ruining the mailbox & post.  Then this fucktard drove away.

                          If there weren't about thirty kids across the street I would have taken my new Viberg's and had a "sensible" discussion with this fine fellow.

                          😞 😠 😠

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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
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                            ^^^ At the moment I am working out how to dry my Jawns without Mme B noticing I have had an accident…...

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • O
                              Omega Man
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                              I don't want to know/ask why…...

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                              • ChrisC
                                Chris
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                                @Giles:

                                Up until 30 seconds ago, I was very impressed with Facebooks ability to target ads to me with almost uncanny accuracy.  Then I got a link here:

                                http://www.incontinencechoice.co.uk/

                                Cheeky feckers…..

                                @Giles:

                                ^^^ At the moment I am working out how to dry my Jawns without Mme B noticing I have had an accident…...

                                Guess you should go back to being impressed with their uncanny accuracy, huh?

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                                • GilesG
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                                  @Omega:

                                  I don't want to know/ask why…...

                                  I was implying that I laughed so much at Jestre's post that I lost control….I didn't, it was a joke.......

                                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    @Jestre:

                                    Some fucking douchebag decided to park across from my house where there is a clearly marked NO PARKING sign.  This almighty yuppie-scum then rolls a Kubota off the trailer attached to his SUV so he can do some unknown "manly" bullshit across the street in the baseball diamond for little league.

                                    In the meantime, I cooked up a steak for dinner trying to ignore things.  I was happily eating my dinner when "Bang!"  Two cars drove by my place and while they were trying to avoid said yuppie-scum's SUV, one of them clipped into my mailbox taking off their side mirror and ruining the mailbox & post.  Then this fucktard drove away.

                                    If there weren't about thirty kids across the street I would have taken my new Viberg's and had a "sensible" discussion with this fine fellow.

                                    😞 😠 😠

                                    How was the steak?

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                                    • SeulS
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                                      He cut it with an axe…

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                                      • JestreJ
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                                        The steak was terrific.  And it was tender enough that I didn't have to break out the axe, Seul 😉

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                                        • eyeq8402E
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                                          Halfto replace all the tires on my suv. Goodbye to $800usd 😞

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                                          • SeulS
                                            Seul
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                                            @eyeq8402:

                                            Halfto replace all the tires on my suv. Goodbye to $800usd 😞

                                            It beats owning a Peugeot, trust us on that'un…

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