Random Rants
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At work, some 45 year old lady asked me where she could find eggplants… So, I ignore the fact that she was standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM, and pointed at them (measured distance from her nose to the crate: approx 1.3 m).
"Oooh ok thanks... So uuhh... You've only got them in this colour?.. You don't have green ones?.. They're all black?.."
"No, they're all purple... And no: no such thing as a green eggplant as far as I know..."
"Oh ok... It's just that I never had one of these before..."HOW CAN YOU BE FORTY FUCKING 5 YEARS OLD AND NOT KNOW HOW AN EGGPLANT LOOKS LIKE?.. LET ALONE THE FACT THAT SHE NEVER HAD IT BEFORE...
I mean, the EGGPLANT, the world's funniest looking vegetable!.. One of the best things in the world!..
calm yourself little one . . . you need some stronger meds
some people would call that an aubergine and whatever you call it, you do get them is all sorts of colours - white, green, orange, purple, black. we usually see that colour because it's probably the most widely cultivated
. . . and what's wrong with being 45 (shortly to be 46)?
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lol @ geo & seul
this would be a much different place without you two
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i'm a yank, all about exploiting folks, hehehehehehehe
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Who broke your doze? At the institution for the criminally insane? Caught looking at one of the inmates girls?
And liking the aubergine tie-in…..
ah - so you got the aubergine gag?
well modesty forbids elucidation but i think you all know the first rule of Fight Club: "You do not talk about Fight Club" . . . but both Brad and Edward are pussies - even together
the other thing I learned today is that galvanized scaffold poles are definitely very unforgiving in a tough metallic way . . .
