Apocalypse Outfits
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I knew you'd embrace this Doug
Unfortunately you're listing things I do not have in my house, so for this scenario they're as much use to me as a dolphin. My lack of "real" weapons is made up for by my lack of natural predators, I live in middle England where our greatest fear is 9 stone teenagers driving tiny cars with ludicrous attachments too fast in second gear.
Top tip on the tampons though, they will be in my shopping cart.
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Not that you'd notice (yes, of course we have soap…..and dental care).
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Like soap would be important in the zombie apocalypse. Last place I want the walking dead to find me is naked and in a shower stall.
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Oh, and I don't know what else I'd carry, but I'd follow Will Smith's lead from I Am Legend, and wear my Palladium boots. They're super durable and, importantly, lightweight.
After all, the first rule of Zombieland is Cardio.
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I also tend to stay away from cotton clothes if I'm going to be out in the field for the long term.
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I have a few pairs of BDUs lying around here but I can't tell you the brand. They're also probably from TADDo you have non-cotton BDUs? There's generally at least some cotton in all the ones I'm familiar with.
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i bet you if i stole a trolley from tescos it would have one wheel that diidnt work properly there by hampering my escape
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Ok, Sainsburys.
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I also tend to stay away from cotton clothes if I'm going to be out in the field for the long term.
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I have a few pairs of BDUs lying around here but I can't tell you the brand. They're also probably from TADDo you have non-cotton BDUs? There's generally at least some cotton in all the ones I'm familiar with.
From the way they feel, I'm guessing it's some sort of blend. I honestly don't know where I left them. I'm hoping that if there's a zombie apocalypse I'll have time to find them
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I actually keep a basic medical kit in my car at all times, along with a locking knife, a flashlight and duct tape. In the winter, there are base layers for Jody and I, as well as a jacket and boots for the dog.
While a zombie apocalypse is highly unlikely, I like to be prepared if shit happens and I need to walk home from work (25 miles). I was smart enough to stay home that day, but check out the events in the DC Metro area during "Snowpocalypse"
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This is the water bottle I was talking about
I use it all the time in non apocalyptic situations. Also, if it springs a leak when I need it…duct tape...see, there's a method to my madness
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Yeah Doug, I'm guessing poly-cotton.
I used to rock 100& cotton rip stop BDUs, loved them.
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when you say you can pick up food and drink along the way does that inclede the wine dept at waitrose or not
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No, only fruit juice and canned milk….because I make the rules in an end of the world scenario
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ok to start first things grab my puma skinner my gransfor hunting axe 100mtrs of paracord ,my tarp altberg boots montane extreme smock helly hanson thermals gortex over jacket .
then isd have to stop for a moment and try and think where i put my list as im getting older and i cant allways remember .
so theres definatley no wine retailers open in this scenario -
No, only fruit juice and canned milk….
Then I'd tie two 60 lbs rocks to my feet and plunge myself in the North Sea.
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Now you're slimmer make it 50 kilos
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come to think of it seul if theres only canned milk ill join you and stay down
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Boots: my Viberg or Wescos
Two pairs of hiking socks
Pants: IH634S and some army fatigues
2 sweatshirts
Outerwear : M65 with zip in liner
Headwear : beanie
AO Original Pilot sunglasses(I want to fight them zombies in style!)
Weapons: a hatchet, a reliable folding knife, a 20 cm bladed knife, a crowbar, 2 9mm with spare magazines and 200 shots of ammo. An AK47, magazines and 300 shells.
Instead of the assault rifle maybe a carbine.Hatchet, crowbar and knifes to take out the undead without raising attention.
Beef jerkey, canned food, water, water filtering system. Toilet paper, hand sanitizer, antibiotics, bandages, pain killers.
A small tent, sleeping bag, flashlight, spare batteries.
All stuffed into a Swiss army backpack.
All inspired by "zombie survival guide"
