How To Ruin Your Reputation On A Forum And Troll Your Own Sales Thread

[elclintor]

yo,

yo wallets look dope! how much it be to ship to the north pole? I got dis homie, his name be santa claus. he wanna make em for the chilrens.

but seriously dude, lighten up. You'll probably sell your wallets faster if you do.

[NORTHSTAR612]

@ elclintor wow talk about stereotypes.

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[Megatron1505]

@hectic:

Northstar, nothing's fucked here, dial it back,  read the comments, sell some wallets.  Its all good.

Love how H manages to sly in a Lebowski reference so often 

[NORTHSTAR612]

@shoreman and btw $1000? Really? Quit eating paint chips.

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[NORTHSTAR612]

@coporalclegg no me and your girl would include me being a dick.

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[derivative666]

@riffblaster:

great thread.  would read again.

Couldn't agree more utterly enjoying myself

[Megatron1505]

Just grabbed some popcorn, eagerly awaiting the commencement of the "Yo mamma's so fat…" jokes 

[thomasnunnally]

So, I got a laugh but seriously a mod should clean this up for G, so we don't get the "children behave" comment.

[Snowy]

@NORTHSTAR612:

@coporalclegg no me and your girl would include me being a dick.

Think that's probably on the wrong side of a line in a wallet sales thread?

[corporalclegg]

@NORTHSTAR612:

@coporalclegg no me and your girl would include me being a dick.

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Haha right on man, if your going to try to say something insulting at least try to have it make sense it might be more effective. Yo good luck with your sales thread idiot sure its gonna be real successful!

[grandmasterben]

This my new fave thread.

[DougNg]

@thomasnunnally:

So, I got a laugh but seriously a mod should clean this up for G, so we don't get the "children behave" comment.

We're actually letting this thread run its course.

[Finn666]

^thank god for that! i even believe this is getting better and better, so go on guys

[Guest]

@NORTHSTAR612:

@shoreman and btw $1000? Really? Quit eating paint chips.

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Dude, it's not my fault; I have a problem. And, yo, shipping is serious business.

$25 shipped for the FH?

[scroogen]

Yo, how are people supposed to figure out a shipping cost?  You haven't even said where they'll be shipped from.  Maybe you just assumed we already knew

[bagley920]

Best sales thread ever!

[elclintor]

He's shipping them from outer space.. The USPS shipping calculator obviously doesn't work up there yo.

[riffblaster general]

[Arabit]

Cold War II, this is an awesome thread.

[scroogen]

IMO this thread should get a sticky…. this is what happens when you refuse to post even the most basic information... the internet destroys your shit.  Oh and if you are a dick too, nobody buys anything from you