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  • G
    Giles
    IHUK Crew
    Joined: 22 Sept 2009

    Took a phone call out of the blue from Her Majesty's Customs and Excise (our tax people) today.

    HRMC - "Hello this is HRMC, please don't be alarmed" (I was)
    Me - "Erm Yes"
    HRMC - "Did you just import some boots from Canada
    Me - "Yes"
    HRMC - They were valued extremely high, are you sure the declaration was correct?"
    Me - "Well they are super expensive"
    HRMC - "They certainly are. this is number I have (gives me number)"
    Me - "That's about right, let me double check…......No in fact your number is a little high (he bullshits)"
    HRMC - "OK, give me your number and we will use that"

    HOLY FECK........

    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

    last edited by 28 Nov 2012, 18:14 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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      Seul
      Joined: 24 Nov 2009

      Great thread. And holy cow: are you lucky, G… They must realise by now you make up for at least of 3 % of the UK BNP with all your importing and travelling...

      last edited by 28 Nov 2012, 19:15 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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        rocket
        Joined: 6 Jan 2011

        lucky duck… and nice idea...

        rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

        It's all humbug, like everywhere
        R.I.P. Geo

        last edited by 28 Nov 2012, 19:32 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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          RedStripe
          Joined: 18 Jun 2011

          nice work G, sticking it to the man is always satisfying 😉

          last edited by 29 Nov 2012, 19:54 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • G
            Giles
            IHUK Crew
            Joined: 22 Sept 2009

            Feck yeah.  BA we love you.  Upgraded to "Flat Bed Class"…...

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

            last edited by 30 Nov 2012, 16:21 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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              zhivago
              Raw and Unwashed
              Joined: 17 Aug 2010

              Now that is how you get to the Maldives, awesome!!!

              Zhivago

              MM: "we all got to start somewhere"

              G: "Never once did he bitch, moan or complain.  He just motivated the team and got on with it"

              last edited by 30 Nov 2012, 16:43 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • J
                J-IV
                啓蒙家
                Joined: 19 Oct 2011

                Davito is the man. More to come..

                I'm as ugly as you

                last edited by 1 Dec 2012, 05:49 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • F
                  Finn666
                  Joined: 20 Jan 2011

                  oh oh…something to look forward I guess!
                  VMC proxy? 😉

                  last edited by 1 Dec 2012, 07:18 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                    Seul
                    Joined: 24 Nov 2009

                    Random forum love…

                    From madmonday and his crazy cute wee weekdays:

                    From urbanwoodsman (not pictured: bandana and beer coozy [is that it? I've never seen whatever it is before…]):

                    From Megatron1505:

                    Gents: much, much obliged. Massive thank you.

                    bows to the left, to the right, waves

                    last edited by 10 Dec 2012, 12:39 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                      urbanwoodsman
                      Banned
                      Joined: 16 Aug 2011

                      Hahaha, yeah. It's a beer koozie.

                      last edited by 10 Dec 2012, 15:36 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                        J-IV
                        啓蒙家
                        Joined: 19 Oct 2011

                        I tip my non-existing hat to Davito. (But if I was wearing one, I'd literally do it.)
                        Missing some other chocolates due to…well...you can figure it out. Thanks again!!

                        I'm as ugly as you

                        last edited by 12 Dec 2012, 22:09 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                          Chris
                          Raw and Unwashed
                          Joined: 28 Jun 2010

                          So I got a call today from my bootmaker; the pair I ordered are now ready- two months earlier than originally scheduled.

                          Mmmmm, new boots…
                          😘 😘

                          (Pictures being taken now, which will be posted later tonight)

                          last edited by 13 Dec 2012, 22:47 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                          • D
                            davito
                            Joined: 27 Oct 2011

                            J so happy you got and enjoy it. Really kuul photo, take care

                            Cheers,
                            David

                            last edited by 14 Dec 2012, 20:24 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                              urbanwoodsman
                              Banned
                              Joined: 16 Aug 2011


                              Self Edge x High Life

                              last edited by 14 Dec 2012, 20:27 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                              • derivative666D
                                derivative666
                                Joined: 30 Jan 2011

                                Good stuff hatchets are in!!!

                                "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

                                last edited by 14 Dec 2012, 20:53 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                • natehateN
                                  natehate
                                  啓蒙家
                                  Joined: 18 Jun 2012

                                  fuck yeah high life

                                  don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

                                  last edited by 15 Dec 2012, 02:22 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                    rocket
                                    Joined: 6 Jan 2011

                                    guess this might gonna fit in here. Passed today one of the few local street living (not really homeless, but you know what I mean) lost fellows and thought, hey its Christmas time, so I gave him the 20 Euro I just had in hand anyway and wished him a good time… ... only to find like 10 minutes later 30 Euro in cash on the street....

                                    rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                    It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                    R.I.P. Geo

                                    last edited by 17 Dec 2012, 20:08 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                                      Finn666
                                      Joined: 20 Jan 2011

                                      great story rocket and a more than great gesture!…

                                      last edited by 17 Dec 2012, 20:54 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                      • D
                                        davito
                                        Joined: 27 Oct 2011

                                        Nice gesture rocket and what a surprise afterwards

                                        Cheers,
                                        David

                                        last edited by 18 Dec 2012, 06:30 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                        • FridayF
                                          Friday
                                          Joined: 27 Mar 2012

                                          what you give you get back! Salud to you rocket buddy…

                                          Tough, heavy and ready! = IRON HEART

                                          ~Shinici Haraki~

                                          last edited by 18 Dec 2012, 16:02 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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