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    • GilesG
      Giles
      IHUK Crew
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      Took a phone call out of the blue from Her Majesty's Customs and Excise (our tax people) today.

      HRMC - "Hello this is HRMC, please don't be alarmed" (I was)
      Me - "Erm Yes"
      HRMC - "Did you just import some boots from Canada
      Me - "Yes"
      HRMC - They were valued extremely high, are you sure the declaration was correct?"
      Me - "Well they are super expensive"
      HRMC - "They certainly are. this is number I have (gives me number)"
      Me - "That's about right, let me double check…......No in fact your number is a little high (he bullshits)"
      HRMC - "OK, give me your number and we will use that"

      HOLY FECK........

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • SeulS
        Seul
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        Great thread. And holy cow: are you lucky, G… They must realise by now you make up for at least of 3 % of the UK BNP with all your importing and travelling...

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        • rocketR
          rocket
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          lucky duck… and nice idea...

          rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

          It's all humbug, like everywhere
          R.I.P. Geo

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          • RedStripeR
            RedStripe
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            nice work G, sticking it to the man is always satisfying 😉

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            • GilesG
              Giles
              IHUK Crew
              Joined:

              Feck yeah.  BA we love you.  Upgraded to "Flat Bed Class"…...

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • zhivagoZ
                zhivago
                Raw and Unwashed
                Joined:

                Now that is how you get to the Maldives, awesome!!!

                Zhivago

                MM: "we all got to start somewhere"

                G: "Never once did he bitch, moan or complain.  He just motivated the team and got on with it"

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                • J-IVJ
                  J-IV
                  啓蒙家
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                  Davito is the man. More to come..

                  I'm as ugly as you

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                  • Finn666F
                    Finn666
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                    oh oh…something to look forward I guess!
                    VMC proxy? 😉

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                    • SeulS
                      Seul
                      Joined:

                      Random forum love…

                      From madmonday and his crazy cute wee weekdays:

                      From urbanwoodsman (not pictured: bandana and beer coozy [is that it? I've never seen whatever it is before…]):

                      From Megatron1505:

                      Gents: much, much obliged. Massive thank you.

                      bows to the left, to the right, waves

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                      • urbanwoodsmanU
                        urbanwoodsman
                        Banned
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                        Hahaha, yeah. It's a beer koozie.

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                        • J-IVJ
                          J-IV
                          啓蒙家
                          Joined:

                          I tip my non-existing hat to Davito. (But if I was wearing one, I'd literally do it.)
                          Missing some other chocolates due to…well...you can figure it out. Thanks again!!

                          I'm as ugly as you

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                          • ChrisC
                            Chris
                            Raw and Unwashed
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                            So I got a call today from my bootmaker; the pair I ordered are now ready- two months earlier than originally scheduled.

                            Mmmmm, new boots…
                            😘 😘

                            (Pictures being taken now, which will be posted later tonight)

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                            • D
                              davito
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                              J so happy you got and enjoy it. Really kuul photo, take care

                              Cheers,
                              David

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                              • urbanwoodsmanU
                                urbanwoodsman
                                Banned
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                                Self Edge x High Life

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                                • derivative666D
                                  derivative666
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                                  Good stuff hatchets are in!!!

                                  "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                                  • natehateN
                                    natehate
                                    啓蒙家
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                                    fuck yeah high life

                                    don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                                    • rocketR
                                      rocket
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                                      guess this might gonna fit in here. Passed today one of the few local street living (not really homeless, but you know what I mean) lost fellows and thought, hey its Christmas time, so I gave him the 20 Euro I just had in hand anyway and wished him a good time… ... only to find like 10 minutes later 30 Euro in cash on the street....

                                      rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                      It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                      R.I.P. Geo

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                                      • Finn666F
                                        Finn666
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                                        great story rocket and a more than great gesture!…

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                                        • D
                                          davito
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                                          Nice gesture rocket and what a surprise afterwards

                                          Cheers,
                                          David

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                                          • FridayF
                                            Friday
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                                            what you give you get back! Salud to you rocket buddy…

                                            Tough, heavy and ready! = IRON HEART

                                            ~Shinici Haraki~

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