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    • GeoG
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      I just take what's going . . .

      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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      • GeoG
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        ok so today i'm making a lamb curry

        the stages of prep aren't really pic-worthy so i'll post up the finished dish later

        but here's what you need for 2 (more or less)

        400-500g lamb shoulder
        2 large(ish) sweet (my preference) onions
        garlic . . . about 4 or 5 cloves
        ginger . . . piece about the size of your thumb . . . and a bit
        2 tsp of coriander seed
        1 tsp of cumin seed
        1/2 tsp of mustard seed
        1/2 tsp of turmeric
        5 cloves
        seeds from 5 cardamom pods
        piece of cinnamon stick
        chillies
        salt and pepper to taste (btw salt is a great abrasive when using a mortar and pestle)

        slice the onions up finely and colour over a low heat in a wide pan

        meanwhile grate the garlic and ginger, and cut lamb into 4-5cm cubes

        put all the spices into a shallow pan and dry fry for about a minute or so - the mustard seeds will begin popping, then put into a mortar and grind

        once the onions are a nice deep golden colour (with some well done bits - the darker the onion, the darker the curry) add the garlic and ginger and turn the heat up

        then add the lamb and brown

        add a splash of water then add the spices . . . give the whole mix a good stir . . . and boil the mix down

        finally add enough water to cover the meat and throw in a couple of chillies . . . i just slice them open and throw in whole

        turn the heat down low and cook for ages . . . adding small amounts of water if needed

        think that's it

        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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        • injunjackI
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          can't wait to see the result.. my mouth's watering

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          • GilesG
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            @Geo:

            and through in a couple of chillies

            So that's like pass the Chilli's through the meat is it  😃 😃 😃 😃 :D?

            • No one disses my mate Simon's spelling and gets away with it for long…......

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • GeoG
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              sorted . . . . bastard!

              . . . . sorry Simon . . .

              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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              • GeoG
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                so the conversation went

                'i thought you were making biryani?'
                'nope'
                'oh!'

                so i've chucked in a load of basmati  😶

                Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                • GilesG
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                  Get the girl some specs….

                  "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                  • SeulS
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                    Or don't…

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                    • GeoG
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                      • sigh

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                      • SeulS
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                        If you saw that coming, means she's doing a good job…

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                        • GeoG
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                          not what i had in mind but it tastes decent enough . . .

                          MY PORTION

                          and since i'm not the biggest fan of dry curries

                          MY OTHER PORTION

                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                          • rocketR
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                            nice IH chef!

                            rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                            It's all humbug, like everywhere
                            R.I.P. Geo

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                            • Madame ButtonflyM
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                              Geo, that food (today and yesterday) looks AMAZING, loving this week's foodfest, what's happening tomorrow?

                              😛

                              AKA Mrs G

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                              • GilesG
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                                What she didn't say is that we got so hungry reading tonight's recipe, we high tailed it to our fave Indian restaurant.  I ate

                                Shutkhora Dhaniya Gosht

                                She didn't…....

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • GeoG
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                                  guys - i wish i'd just went to the local indian restaurant . . . hate compromising what i'm doing

                                  shutkora is citrus-y right? was it good?

                                  anyway - think i'll be having a duck fest tomorrow . . . confit legs (already in prep - you need to do at least a day in advance) and rillettes, maybe just have that with some toast and some salad . . . and another bottle of wine or two

                                  Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                  • GilesG
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                                    Hot spicy lamb dish cooked with Bengali citrus fruits, garlic, green chillli and coriander.

                                    When you come doen here Geo we'll take you there (Beats has been a couple of times), it is a little Bengali restaurant that opened 35 years ago.  The owner died 6 months after opening it and Sonny, his son (who was 16 at the time), has been running it ever since.

                                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                    • GeoG
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                                      deal - sounds fantastic!

                                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                      • GilesG
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                                        Sonny actually is a lesson in customer service.  He has a little black book in which he notes salient facts about every customer that visits.  the next time they come, he has a quick flick through the book and comes over and starts off the conversation where you left off the last time.  Simple but stunningly impressive….........

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • GeoG
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                                          now that really is impressive . . .  😎

                                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                          • rocketR
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                                            that sounds extremely cool… love this kind of dedication

                                            rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                            It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                            R.I.P. Geo

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