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    • GeoG
      Geo
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      @Seul:

      I'm gonna find the bastard History teacher who taught me otherwise!..

      he probably taught you more or less the right thing - englandshire was pretty much subjugated (like belgium and all those other types of places), but the romans only ever managed a few fleeting visits in scotland . . .

      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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      • SeulS
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        Aaaah yes of course - the wee walls they left behind, I get it now…

        IN my opinion, though, it wasn't a matter of being àble to conquer Scotland, but more a matter of wanting to...

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        • GilesG
          Giles
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          @Geo:

          . . . and the whole pink tights thing? well i'll not manage (to keep down) dinner tonight . . .

          Geo and Seul, hey stop imagining it.  I can almost help you out.  This the result of a drunken dare the night before.  Me and my mate did the mens GS course in Val d'Isere in drag.  It his him wearing the pink tights (what a pussy), I went down bare legged, an interesting sensation in the nether regions at speed…......

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • GeoG
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            well that might the roman excuse . . . although it seems to have been lot of wasted effort for something there weren't too bothered about  😉

            anyway what was not to like for them . . . it's a lovely wee place  😉

            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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            • GeoG
              Geo
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              @Giles:

              @Geo:

              . . . and the whole pink tights thing? well i'll not manage (to keep down) dinner tonight . . .

              . . . It his him wearing the pink tights (what a pussy), I went down bare legged, an interesting sensation in the nether regions at speed…......

              . . . are you sure that's a pussy?

              plus that's Seul totally off the cross-dressing hook

              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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              • SeulS
                Seul
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                Wait, that's not what you're supposed to wear on the slopes?..

                I'm starting to understand some things now - especially some shouted unpleasantries…

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                • hecticH
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                  @Giles:

                  @Geo:

                  . . . and the whole pink tights thing? well i'll not manage (to keep down) dinner tonight . . .

                  Geo and Seul, hey stop imagining it.  I can almost help you out.  This the result of a drunken dare the night before.  Me and my mate did the mens GS course in Val d'Isere in drag.  It his him wearing the pink tights (what a pussy), I went down bare legged, an interesting sensation in the nether regions at speed…......

                  @Giles:

                  @Geo:

                  . . . and the whole pink tights thing? well i'll not manage (to keep down) dinner tonight . . .

                  Geo and Seul, hey stop imagining it.  I can almost help you out.  This the result of a drunken dare the night before.  Me and my mate did the mens GS course in Val d'Isere in drag.  It his him wearing the pink tights (what a pussy), I went down bare legged, an interesting sensation in the nether regions at speed…......

                  Who's that chav couple…oh, wait....

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                  • GilesG
                    Giles
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                    I'm the "pretty" one on the left.  The other guy is a major corporate dude, if the press worked out who it was, I am sure there would be some interestiing column inches..

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • GeoG
                      Geo
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                      not sure i'd want to know . . . plus he's showing a couple of inches of column through those tights  😶

                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                      • SeulS
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                        Seems to have a nice rack as well…

                        😶

                        And in the meanwhile I'm thinking what them newbies are thinking that just wanted to write a "Hi I'm new!" message here...

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                        • Madame ButtonflyM
                          Madame Buttonfly
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                          @Seul:

                          Seems to have a nice rack as well…

                          And in the meanwhile I'm thinking what them newbies are thinking that just wanted to write a "Hi I'm new!" message here...

                          Just what I was saying!
                          WELCOME ALL NEW FORUM MEMBERS - it's not always as bizarre and tacky as this!

                          (Just 99% of the time…)

                          AKA Mrs G

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                          • hecticH
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                            Good call Seul. We now return you to your normal programming.

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                            • GeoG
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                              Sorry all you good folks - please ignore my ramblings and cheap humour - this is a great forum which you can all enjoy  😞

                              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                              • BeatleB
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                                so good…..

                                We can do anything

                                http://bybeatle.com

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                                • rocketR
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                                  I had just had quite some fun reading and looking, Giles  :-*, thru this….  😉

                                  rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                  It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                  R.I.P. Geo

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                                  • K
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                                    I'm new here.  New to forums.  Love the brand.  I'm a bartender and here's pics of my 461's.

                                    You know how we do.

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                                    • Madame ButtonflyM
                                      Madame Buttonfly
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                                      Welcome, Keith!

                                      AKA Mrs G

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                                      • SeulS
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                                        Loving those, Keith!.. I'm gonna 'ave a drink on ya now!..

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                                        • B
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                                          @Geo:

                                          @Seul:

                                          Aaah come on - the Roman empire took Britain in about half an hour… I'm sure you remember some Latin…

                                          we never had to learn latin in this fair country - ever since we decided the romans weren't getting in . . . they kinda accepted that and even built a wee wall to cover any eventualities

                                          I always thought that wall was built to keep you lot out?

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                                          • SeulS
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                                            Lads in kilts don't even jump walls of thàt height ey!.. You might be onto something!..

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