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[Seul]

Aaah come on - the Roman empire took Britain in about half an hour… I'm sure you remember some Latin…

[Giles]

None Seul, my ability with languages matches my ability at figure skating…......

[Seul]

It's one thing you mentioning that… It's another me imagining you in pink tights...

I need a drink...

[Giles]

LOL

[Geo]

@Seul:

Aaah come on - the Roman empire took Britain in about half an hour… I'm sure you remember some Latin…

we never had to learn latin in this fair country - ever since we decided the romans weren't getting in . . . they kinda accepted that and even built a wee wall to cover any eventualities

[Seul]

I'm gonna find the bastard History teacher who taught me otherwise!..

[Geo]

. . . and the whole pink tights thing? well i'll not manage (to keep down) dinner tonight . . .

[Geo]

@Seul:

I'm gonna find the bastard History teacher who taught me otherwise!..

he probably taught you more or less the right thing - englandshire was pretty much subjugated (like belgium and all those other types of places), but the romans only ever managed a few fleeting visits in scotland . . .

[Seul]

Aaaah yes of course - the wee walls they left behind, I get it now…

IN my opinion, though, it wasn't a matter of being àble to conquer Scotland, but more a matter of wanting to...

[Giles]

@Geo:

. . . and the whole pink tights thing? well i'll not manage (to keep down) dinner tonight . . .

Geo and Seul, hey stop imagining it.  I can almost help you out.  This the result of a drunken dare the night before.  Me and my mate did the mens GS course in Val d'Isere in drag.  It his him wearing the pink tights (what a pussy), I went down bare legged, an interesting sensation in the nether regions at speed…......

[Geo]

well that might the roman excuse . . . although it seems to have been lot of wasted effort for something there weren't too bothered about 

anyway what was not to like for them . . . it's a lovely wee place 

[Geo]

@Giles:

@Geo:

. . . and the whole pink tights thing? well i'll not manage (to keep down) dinner tonight . . .

. . . It his him wearing the pink tights (what a pussy), I went down bare legged, an interesting sensation in the nether regions at speed…......

. . . are you sure that's a pussy?

plus that's Seul totally off the cross-dressing hook

[Seul]

Wait, that's not what you're supposed to wear on the slopes?..

I'm starting to understand some things now - especially some shouted unpleasantries…

[hectic]

@Giles:

@Geo:

. . . and the whole pink tights thing? well i'll not manage (to keep down) dinner tonight . . .

Geo and Seul, hey stop imagining it.  I can almost help you out.  This the result of a drunken dare the night before.  Me and my mate did the mens GS course in Val d'Isere in drag.  It his him wearing the pink tights (what a pussy), I went down bare legged, an interesting sensation in the nether regions at speed…......

@Giles:

@Geo:

. . . and the whole pink tights thing? well i'll not manage (to keep down) dinner tonight . . .

Geo and Seul, hey stop imagining it.  I can almost help you out.  This the result of a drunken dare the night before.  Me and my mate did the mens GS course in Val d'Isere in drag.  It his him wearing the pink tights (what a pussy), I went down bare legged, an interesting sensation in the nether regions at speed…......

Who's that chav couple…oh, wait....

[Giles]

I'm the "pretty" one on the left.  The other guy is a major corporate dude, if the press worked out who it was, I am sure there would be some interestiing column inches..

[Geo]

not sure i'd want to know . . . plus he's showing a couple of inches of column through those tights 

[Seul]

Seems to have a nice rack as well…

And in the meanwhile I'm thinking what them newbies are thinking that just wanted to write a "Hi I'm new!" message here...

[Madame Buttonfly]

@Seul:

Seems to have a nice rack as well…

And in the meanwhile I'm thinking what them newbies are thinking that just wanted to write a "Hi I'm new!" message here...

Just what I was saying!
WELCOME ALL NEW FORUM MEMBERS - it's not always as bizarre and tacky as this!

(Just 99% of the time…)

[hectic]

Good call Seul. We now return you to your normal programming.

[Geo]

Sorry all you good folks - please ignore my ramblings and cheap humour - this is a great forum which you can all enjoy