Random Rants
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Parenthood teaches you pretty quickly how to be pragmatic about the disgusting things- liquid, solid, and every variation in between- that come out of children.
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That's the truth, this doesn't even faze at this point. I'll spare the details but my son is at the apex of cute and gross, any cuter kid isn't a gross, any grosser kid isn't as cute. He's just started being a little sh*t, though. He's right at that mid to late 2 stage where you can't get him to do anything, punishments don't compute, but he's got the ability to make trouble. If the pandemic was starting now, instead of last year, only two of the three following things would have survived: my wife, my kids, my marriage.
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It's probably why I am so messed up… but my mom used to give me the silent treatment when I did something wrong. It doesn't matter who, but it still drives me crazy. Whether it be my not-so-sweetie-anymore or the music thread here. When people dont respond I like mentally implode.
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Yeah I need to not be so self-critical. But I was raised catholic so self-loathing and hardcore orthodox Catholicism go hand-in-hand
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While we’re talking about beating ourselves up, nobody’s better at kicking my ass than me…
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Parenthood teaches you pretty quickly how to be pragmatic about the disgusting things- liquid, solid, and every variation in between- that come out of children.
This goes for pets as well…
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For the first 4-5 years they're basically the same thing.
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Truer words, @Chris !
Nothing like being pissed on by a gleeful baby to show you your place in the order of things.
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I have to be awake at 4 am to go to work. If I fell asleep rn I could get 1.5 hours
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Ha! I figured out how to post a gif on here. You have to upload it to an external hosting site and enclose the URL in the img bb code.
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I've been trying to do this since 2013 and now I feel my life is complete.
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should start a new thread called GIF wars
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You've just changed my life for the better, @Filthy
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I am sure Alex and Giles sincerely appreciate it too. (I'm sorry).
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I hate having a connection in Las Vegas. I invariably end up putting money in a one arm bandit and I always lose.
