First World Problems

[neph93]

I have one bottle left in my private stash. Might open it tonight actually.

[Seul]

THAT'S DIFFERENT AND YOU KNOW IT!..

I get two bottles of a brewery I legit HATE… He's like the Michael Bay of Belgian brewers: only makes crap, fake beer but packages and advertises it nicely.

He also has very white teeth. He could actually be from Hollywood.

[neph93]

He also looks like his head is an oversized cardboard cutout of a picture of the bastard child of Roger Waters and Robin Gibb stuck on to an anorexic body. WTAF?!

[Finshack]

I've put the heating on 

[Seul]

New UPS driver - currently 3 hours later than the previous one usually came around… 

[BloodnThunder]

#IHFallnelday

[Matty123]

I’m going to be away in Hawaii for three weeks Oct/Novand I won’t be home For the arrival of my 888NT.
Aloha

[neph93]

@Matty123:

I’m going to be away in Hawaii for three weeks Oct/Novand I won’t be home For the arrival of my 888NT.
Aloha

Mate, that is such poor forward planning it's verging on irresponsible. Do you even adult?
[emoji6]

[Matty123]

Apparently not. I may just have to scrap this trip 

[neph93]

I suspect your better half is to blame. My wife still commits us to weddings, christenings and birthday parties without checking kick off times for the football. She's lucky I'm still with her.

[Matty123]

@neph93:

I suspect your better half is to blame. My wife still commits us to weddings, christenings and birthday parties without checking kick off times for the football. She's lucky I'm still with her.

That’s certainly a grounded assumption. These trips to paradise are often ill-timed. 

[Megatron1505]

Nobody ever misappropriates my culture

[Seul]

That's because you're as cultured as a brick, you plebian…

[Megatron1505]

I knew it 

[Giles]

So did we….

[Seul]

[Megatron1505]

[Giles]

Flight cancelled, now we have to spend another day in Tuscany.  What a feckin bore…..

[rocket]

feel your pain…

[neph93]

@rocket:

feel your pain…

I'm feeling his barely constrained glee [emoji1]