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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      What, worse than @DougNg 's brace of Nissan Jukes?

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • SeulS
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        @Chris:

        And don't say, "but what about the Pontiac Aztek?"  They stopped making that abomination in 2005.  I checked.

        Shit - that was my only arguement…

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        • Megatron1505M
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          I quite like the Nissan Juke…..whoops, wrong thread  😶

          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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          • DionD
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            The FIAT Multipla is also one hell of a monstrosity… and for three in the first row:

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            • SeulS
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              @den213:

              The FIAT Multipla is also one hell of a monstrosity…

              Spooky - I erased my line how about the Multipla still haunted us €uros…

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              • Megatron1505M
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                Did the Vauxhall Viva ever make it to the continent, or were we the only ones "blessed" with its presence?

                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                • SeulS
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                  Oh come on - that's nowhere near as bad as aforementioned cars…

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                  • DougNgD
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                    @Giles:

                    What, worse than @DougNg 's brace of Nissan Jukes?

                    I actually totalled that car in the Fall

                    I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                    • ChrisC
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                      @Megatron1505:

                      Did the Vauxhall Viva ever make it to the continent, or were we the only ones "blessed" with its presence?

                      A) Nope, that never came Stateside, 😎 it wasn't made in the last 10 years, so it wouldn't count even if it did.

                      Pay attention, you ginger twat.

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                      • ChrisC
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                        @Giles:

                        What, worse than @DougNg 's brace of Nissan Jukes?

                        The Juke has a certain bug-eyed quirkiness that is endearing and very Japanese. That mitigates its unattractiveness.  You know, kinda like, "you should meet my friend. He's not conventionally good looking, but he has a great personality."  The HHR is just ugly and unpleasant and was the beneficiary of GM's finest about-to-go-into-bankruptcy build quality.

                        Speaking of Japanese quirkiness, how can you hate on any part of the sheer awesomeness that is the Juke-R?

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                        • Clint_DC
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                          Speaking of quirky vehicles with ridiculous motors, nothing can top the Renault Espace:

                          ATX IH Hoarder

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                          • AnesthetistA
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                            That thing is nuts!

                            Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                            IG: bluehandsslim

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                            • Megatron1505M
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                              @Seul:

                              Oh come on - that's nowhere near as bad as aforementioned cars…

                              @Chris:

                              You obviously never had a dad who picked you up from school in a brown Viva.

                              @Megatron1505:

                              Did the Vauxhall Viva ever make it to the continent, or were we the only ones "blessed" with its presence?

                              A) Nope, that never came Stateside, 😎 it wasn't made in the last 10 years, so it wouldn't count even if it did.

                              Pay attention, you ginger twat.

                              Didn't realise we were having a contest you fake Texan bell end.

                              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                              • GilesG
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                                My first car was an avocado green Viva mark II…....

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • louisboscoL
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                                  what's wrong with the juke? have you not seen the blistering Nismo version???  :o

                                  "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                                  • Megatron1505M
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                                    Just played my first game of football for about ten years, am I meant to feel sick and hurt literally everywhere?  😶

                                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                    • SeulS
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                                      Sounds about right…

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                                      • EastWestE
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                                        🙂 no groin strain? Must have been goalie.

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                                        • Megatron1505M
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                                          Winger, known for my blistering pace [emoji23]⚽️

                                          Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                          • dylantbmayesD
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                                            One Tree Hill, South Australia: Small shark found in roadside puddle, police say…

                                            WTF!

                                            INSTAGRAM: @DYLANTBMAYES | FACEBOOK.COM/DYLANTBMAYES

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