My home town

[Finkster]

I live in a relative 'placid' area … nothing much gunfights or other high crime rates. 

But we have a serial pool ripper! 
He (or she) comes each year, during the summer nights .. and slashed more than 40 inflatable paddling pools in recent years.  ->

[Cole]

Haven't I seen some realy large Knifes and a Machete from you in some other threat, Mr. Pool-Ripper?

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[Finkster]

Oops!   

The 'tools' are only for opening parcels (and for protection against burglars and intrusive neighbours)
It's necessary, to shelter all the indigo, the garments, the shoes ..   

[Dion]

@Finkster:

intrusive neighbours

Oh boy, did I laugh ;D!

[Giles]

The last neighbour who called around uninvited didn't…..

[Giles]

BREAKING NEWS

Police in Gosport today pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car taxed tested and insured.

It wasn't stolen and there was no stolen goods or drugs found.

The driver was sober.

He had a full licence and no points.

A police spokesman said they had no option but to fine him £80 for wasting police time.

[Seul]

What is the world coming to… You'd at leàst expect him to be pissed innit... Bloody youth...

[harley dave]

i am fairly lucky that with my job i usually get to live in some of the nicest areas and towns around ,gorde in provence ,just outside of florence italy ,allmost opposite prince charles at highgrove once .

and loughton !!!!! yes loughton in essex home of the orange women with fake boobs and designer dogs its a SH!!!!!!!!!!T hole a truly horrible place but to be fair i live outside of it in epping forest which is very nice but i still have to go to loughton .

it is the home of the essex girl and essex guy (think thick necked muscle bound low intelligance pit bull loving knob end . usually driving a range rover at high(ish) speed forcing cars out of his way .

anyway thats enough of a rant about loughton thank god i live in epping forest

[Anesthetist]

Homicide capital of the US thank you very much. 19 so far this year. Way to go St Louis!
http://www.slmpd.org/images/Homicide_Stats_for_Website.pdf

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[steelworker]

@Anesthetist:

Homicide capital of the US thank you very much. 19 so far this year. Way to go St Louis!
http://www.slmpd.org/images/Homicide_Stats_for_Website.pdf

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Mere pikers @Anesthetist . Baltimore-38 It's not called Bawlmer , Murdaland fah nuthin.

[steelworker]

[Giles]

[Chris]

We're Number One!

Suck it, you losers.

[A Former User]

I was born in Houston.  Makes me proud!  :o

[Giles]

http://thetab.com/uk/leicester/2016/05/16/gosport-awful-place-i-chosen-grow-9783

[Finkster]

^ a neat little town 

[harley dave]

did i say i live in loughton and its a shit hole

[StarsSuck]

My little town outside Philly is fairly benign… Philly on the otherhand...

Un saludo!

[PattyCakez]

My hometown in California apparently got ranked as number 1 place to grow up as a kid in America according to Huffington Post… But don't really know how reliable it is..

[Chris]

Yep, I live here.  It's wonderful.  Really.