Random Announcements

[Anesthetist]

@Megatron1505:

^ Seconded, always thought it would make a classic tee.

I hadn't thought of that. Great idea!

[Seul]

@Filthy25ozJunkie:

I'm curious to know what some of you think about Cameron's past Suinae exploits.

It's like Black Mirror come to life…

[Megatron1505]

See Charley Brooker on Twitter.

Honestly, I'm not surprised about Cameron. Some weird stuff goes on at posh schools, just ask G 

[Giles]

Giles went to an ordinary grammar school…..

[organisys]

Someone at Volkswagen AG is going to get sacked !

[Megatron1505]

@Giles:

Giles went to an ordinary grammar school…..

After being expelled for not making sure that the pig was dead 

[Giles]

Almost, I was hoping it was still alive…....

[Filthy2123ozjunkie]

It's always better when they are still warm.

[Giles]

@organisys:

Someone at Volkswagen AG is going to get sacked !

Let's start with the chief exec then…..

[BloodnThunder]

Sounds like he "quit"

[JCMx800]

Gonna get the keys for my new flat in 11 hours

[Jordan23]

Congrats J.!

Enjoy ya addiction!

[JCMx800]

@Jordan23:

Congrats J.!

Enjoy ya addiction!

Thanks!
Got the keys today, the landlord already put my name on the bell
Gonna paint the walls this weekend and move in on Wednesday.
The kitchen needs a new floor and I need a kitchen at al
So much little things to do.

[Seul]

You're renting it?.. If so: why the hell do you have to put a floor in???

[Max Power]

Welcome to fuckin germany's appartment market (and he's not even moving to Hamburg).

[Graeme]

@Seul here's the truth about pigs!

http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150924-the-truth-about-pigs

[Seul]

I read that this morning!.. 

[Graeme]

Here's the truth about Neanderthals: Apparently they're orcs! :o

Note: This might not scientifically accurate…

[Seul]

Going by Gav's penis' length, it's absolutely spot on.

[Seul]

Thanks for the helpful how-to-measure-in-pics tutorial Giles!..

(PS: http://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=5135.0 )