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    • GilesG
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      Friends daughter is getting married this weekend.  He is a white/Chinese Jamaican and has been extraordinarily successful.  He built, owns and runs this http://www.kamalame.com/.  Paula and I are staying next door with other friends.  We did not know that the wedding was happening but we have been invited to everything.  Wedding tomorrow, parties started Wednesday night.  I have a million and one stories, but this is the best so far:

      The wedding cake was made in Miami, but woud not fit in the plane, so they have had to charter another…

      Hey ho, off to get smashed again on good gin, good rum and hit the Cohiba's....

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • louisboscoL
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        what?! a cake wouldnt fit in a plane?! i find that hard to believe…. pics!!

        "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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          ^Either big cake or small plane. Sorry, I mean, PICSORSTFU 🙂

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          • Jordonf9J
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            @Goyón I am on the same route as you….you have quite a bit more than myself though. Nice collection/addiction

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            • FinksterF
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              @Giles:

              The wedding cake was made in Miami, but woud not fit in the plane, so they have had to charter another…

              😉

              Maybe anything like this ->

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              • GilesG
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                In the islands, planes are small.  Most are 4 seaters (5, if you sit next to the pilot which is my favoured option)….

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • louisboscoL
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                  ah when you said plane. i was thinking of a single aisle kinda plane like a 737. but i would've figured a small jet like a gulfstream would be able to fit a cake…

                  "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                  • GilesG
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                    We're talking Cessna, Beechcraft, Piper, Cirrus etc….

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • BobB
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                      My beluga is too salty.

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                      • JCMx800J
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                        Made In Germany Dr Pepper is awful. You can't feck with the OG Dr Pepper canned in the USA.

                        Les Paul -> ProCo Rat -> Super HardOn -> JCM800 Low Input
                        XXX

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                        • BobB
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                          If you add a few spoonsful of sugar to it it will taste pretty similar to the US recipe.

                          (And a stick of melted butter, to make it reeealy US style.)

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                          • FinksterF
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                            ^  :o

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                            • 501IH5
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                              @Bob:

                              If you add a few spoonsful of sugar to it it will taste pretty similar to the US recipe.

                              (And a stick of melted butter, to make it reeealy US style.)

                              Yikes !  😢

                              Keep your jeans on–-and let nothing come in between you and the denim !

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                              • steelworkerS
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                                Made In Germany Dr Pepper is awful. You can't feck with the OG Dr Pepper canned in the USA.

                                Try Moxie. Dr. Pepper's bitter big  brother.

                                Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                Well, I have others.

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                                • FinksterF
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                                  Try mineral water! … instead of all this, with too much sugar and artificial contents poisoned pee

                                  Damn - I love coke  😶

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                                  • louisboscoL
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                                    @Finkster:

                                    Try mineral water! … instead of all this, with too much sugar and artificial contents poisoned pee

                                    Damn - I love coke  😶

                                    i think i've got an addiction to coke. i mean coca cola. just to be safe.

                                    "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

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                                    • FurattoHeddoF
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                                      I'm a Pepsi man myself (or maybe that's an unpopular opinion)…

                                      "Don't ever be sorry"

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                                      • AnesthetistA
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                                        I wish we had Moxie here in Missouri. I'm not a huge soda guy but I do like to try new ones. I picked up a 6 of Ale-8-1 in Kentucky on a road trip and it was tasty!

                                        IG: bluehandsslim

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                                        • Megatron1505M
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                                          Cherry Coke for me, the sickliest of all fizzy pops  😶

                                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                          • ChrisC
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                                            Pffft.  Amateurs.

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