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[Megatron1505]

A MIDDLE-AGED visionary has launched an offline service called ‘pub’, which allows friends to interact in a building.

Overweight, balding 46-year-old Martin Bishop sees ‘pub’, known locally as The Woodcutter’s Arms, as a place where people can verbally communicate while drinking beer.

He said: “There’s Steak Night on Tuesdays and a ska band every third Friday. Hopefully we’re getting the toilets done next month because they’re a bit grim at the moment.”

24-year old blogger Nikki Hollis commented: “I love going to the pub because it’s so interactive and exciting. For example, my friend will say something about her life, and then I comment, and then she comments back, and then I comment, and so on.

“It’s an amazing platform for trumpeting my half-baked politics and making vague statements about being unhappy so my friends feel obliged to pay me some attention.

“Often I’ll say something and a total stranger will chime in with a comment like ‘Why don’t you crawl under a rock and die, you ugly bitch?’ So it’s not scarily different to the internet.”

However police have warned about the potential dangers of ‘pub’: “People in the pub aren’t always who they seem to be. A middle-aged man could claim to be a small girl. Stay alert, use your eyes.”

[trail and arrow]

i heard people whisper, rumours, about something called BAR!

[steelworker]

@trail:

i heard people whisper, rumours, about something called BAR!

Pub, bar, call it what you will…it'll never catch on.

[JCMx800]

Searching for an apartment/ flat is just a pain in the ass.

[derivative666]

I will be in San Francisco tomorrow. Who is up for a meetup?

[sabergirl]

The U.S. government acknowledges that I'm a person, with equal rights and dignity, everyone! Well, in one respect, at least…

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[derivative666]

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[steelworker]

@sabergirl:

The U.S. government acknowledges that I'm a person, with equal rights and dignity, everyone! Well, in one respect, at least…

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10 years behind the rest of the world, as always. Better late …. @sabergirl 

[Snowy]

^mumbles into a beer, don't even look at Australia.

Very happy that this law was passed by the SCOTUS!!!

[Seul]

@derivative666:

I will be in San Francisco tomorrow. Who is up for a meetup?

Easy there - I know it's legal for you lot to get married now, but solliciting still is solliciting…

[Jordonf9]

Random that I am drunk….good ole whiskey with ghost pepper and black lager!

[Graeme]

@Snowy it says something when Ireland votes it in with a referendum, but the Australian government won't even countenance it.

Then again, our glorious leader should be a permanent fixture in Random Rants, except that politics is banned. 

[Seul]

Maybe we should start a Random Cunts thread, and you can post pics of him on a daily basis… 

[steelworker]

@Seul:

Maybe we should start a Random Cunts thread, and you can post pics of him on a daily basis… 

I like it!  Where to begin…

[Seul]

@steelworker:

Where to begin…

[Megatron1505]

Swiftly followed by….

[Snowy]

Paging The 3rd member….

[Seul]

The third member is a self-acclaimed cunt, but none of us believes this. Unlike the other two members, of course.

[Megatron1505]

BC club in da house

[steelworker]

@Seul:

The third member is a self-acclaimed cunt, but none of us believes this. Unlike the other two members, of course.

You rang?