Random questions to which you seek an answer

[Megatron1505]

Sorry, I saw the words small and knob on the same label so it is instantly hilarious 

[Giles]

What were you looking at?  Your prophylactic?

[Megatron1505]

I tend to use socks (apparently).

[trail and arrow]

right

[Seul]

I received this a couple of weeks ago…

[Megatron1505]

Which bastard sent you that? Probably the same idiot who sent an identical one to @DougNg a while back 

[Chris]

I'm sure it was someone who enjoys the taste and wanted to share it with his friends.

[Megatron1505]

It was you  :o

[steelworker]

Better eat it soon it's going out of code. You don't want to dine on stale cock. Soup.

[Peter]

I've never seen Star Wars, and I've never really wanted to. But, when I got drunk this Saturday I kinda "traded" Star Wars to Game of Thrones. A friend of mine promised to watch GoT if I watched Star Wars. Fair enough. Except that she'll get an awesome experience haha..

Anyway, what movie do I start with? The first, chronologically, or the..first?

[spitfiredealer]

If you start with the phantom menace you won't want to watch the rest.
start with Star Wars

[neph93]

@spitfiredealer is so right. In fact, watch 4-6 first. Then read the plot synopsis of nr.1 online, then watch 2 and 3.

[Giles]

Or, do what I would do.  Go to the pub instead.  Never got into Star Wars, never understood the hype.  @Madame Buttonfly  tried to get me to watch them a few years ago, I have never seen such a load of outdated shit in all my life.  They may have been groundbreaking at the time, but that does not mean that they're any good in todays paradigm….

[Seul]

Only one thing worse: Batman…

[Giles]

@Giles:

Any nice person out there responsible for sending me this?…....It arrived today with zero info.......

Culprit found.  Thank you so much…..

[Snowy]

@G was it a play on Knob or just the location?

[Giles]

??

[Snowy]

Was someone calling you a Knob by sending you a lovely bottle of bourbon, or was someone just sending you a lovely bottle of bourbon (Mrs snowy used to send me tea-bags in the mail, go figure)?

[Giles]

Yes, I think so.  This is what the knob wrote to me….

That was me. I was going to send something hard to find in the UK but reading the customs & excise laws gave me a headache & sending it unmarked & hoping it went undetected seemed a bad idea. Then I saw Knob & thought, "Knob. Giles. Eureka!" Or something like that. Anyway, slainte!

[Chris]

@Peter:

I've never seen Star Wars, and I've never really wanted to. But, when I got drunk this Saturday I kinda "traded" Star Wars to Game of Thrones. A friend of mine promised to watch GoT if I watched Star Wars. Fair enough. Except that she'll get an awesome experience haha..

Anyway, what movie do I start with? The first, chronologically, or the..first?

If you're absolutely committed to this, and I don't think you should be, then watch Star Wars, Empire Strikes Back and Return Of The Jedi.  The others are utter crap and a complete waste of 6+ hours of your life.

And feel glad that you got the easy end of the deal; she's stuck watching 40 hours of mediocre tv.