Random Rants

[Chris]

@Seul:

@Megatron1505:

If he says that he is coming at 5pm then that is the exact minute at which he will knock on the door, not one minute sooner and not one minute later.

How is this not completely fucking awesome?.. And McKleine: completely agree with ya…

Things the in-laws do that sound completely awesome when you first hear them get really irritating after you've lived with it for 15 years.

Trust me on this…

[Megatron1505]

Word ^

[jdl1279]

I'll second Chris, though only 11 years deep.

Mclain, try being the guy that was 15 minutes early for everything and being married to the woman that's always 30 behind. I can plot and plan, and even get her moving early, but I'll be damned if I can ever offset her tardiness.

[pillowPANTS]

Hahaha. My inlaws are pretty awesome so i cant complain but the behavior i am hearing would drive me bananas guys. ESPECIALLY when they give no excuse or dont fucking care. WOW. I have a buddy that will say he will be here at 10 and at 1030 i will txt him and instead of "oh sry dude, fell asleep" or "i had to help my folks out real quick, omw now" i will get "holy fuck man, i guy cant have supper first!!" IGNORANT
JDL, im in the same boat with my oldlady. She will actually tell me to "hurry up and get ready, we have to be _____in like 20mins." So i get ready quickly and then stand at the door fully dressed for 10-15mins waiting for her. Wild

[urbanwoodsman]

@pillowPANTS:

Hahaha. My inlaws are pretty awesome so i cant complain but the behavior i am hearing would drive me bananas guys. ESPECIALLY when they give no excuse or dont fucking care. WOW. I have a buddy that will say he will be here at 10 and at 1030 i will txt him and instead of "oh sry dude, fell asleep" or "i had to help my folks out real quick, omw now" i will get "holy fuck man, i guy cant have supper first!!" IGNORANT
JDL, im in the same boat with my oldlady. She will actually tell me to "hurry up and get ready, we have to be _____in like 20mins." So i get ready quickly and then stand at the door fully dressed for 10-15mins waiting for her. Wild

You finally got married?!?

[pillowPANTS]

@urbanwoodsman:

@pillowPANTS:

Hahaha. My GIRLFRIENDS PARENTS are pretty awesome so i cant complain but the behavior i am hearing would drive me bananas guys. ESPECIALLY when they give no excuse or dont fucking care. WOW. I have a buddy that will say he will be here at 10 and at 1030 i will txt him and instead of "oh sry dude, fell asleep" or "i had to help my folks out real quick, omw now" i will get "holy fuck man, i guy cant have supper first!!" IGNORANT
JDL, im in the same boat with my oldlady. She will actually tell me to "hurry up and get ready, we have to be _____in like 20mins." So i get ready quickly and then stand at the door fully dressed for 10-15mins waiting for her. Wild

You finally got married?!?

FIXED lol

[pillowPANTS]

Thats all u got out of that u dick??

[jdl1279]

PP,

The bad part is she's not a high maintenance type of chick, she just overthinks every fracking decision. My inlaws really aren't that bad, her parents are perpetually late, and her sister can flake at the last minute, and they grate on my nerves with some of their melodrama, but for the most they are well meaning folks.

[Snowy]

@Seul:

@Megatron1505:

If he says that he is coming at 5pm then that is the exact minute at which he will knock on the door, not one minute sooner and not one minute later.

How is this not completely fucking awesome?.. And McKleine: completely agree with ya…

That's EXACTLY what I do BTW, lol.

[Snowy]

@jdl1279:

Mclain, try being the guy that was 15 minutes early for everything and being married to the woman that's always 30 behind. I can plot and plan, and even get her moving early, but I'll be damned if I can ever offset her tardiness.

I LOL'd!

[mclaincausey]

A relationship with me wouldn't last long (and hasn't) if a girlfriend were frequently and unapologetically late without explanation. I always treat my girlfriends very well and I expect to be treated at least half as well as I treat them.

[Mild7]

Being on time is not negotiable. Common courtesy.

[zwer]

Amen to that.

[mclaincausey]

Goddamnit I have sand in my flip flops and it's so humid. What a horrible way to take in a Super Bowl..

[jdl1279]

If punctuality is my biggest pet peave after a decade with someone, and I can't get the hell over it, the problem is on me. 10 minutes late is nothing compared to the unbearable prick she lives with.

[jdl1279]

For the record, if I have somewhere I feel it important enough to be punctual for, she is told we need to be their 30 minutes prior to actual. Since I don't do it all the time she never sees it coming and we get there on time. Best part is she knows I do it and just accepts it.

[seawolf]

@jdl1279:

10 minutes late is nothing compared to the unbearable prick she lives with.

I'll drink to that. Sounds like we're in a similar situation

[Mild7]

Neck nominate (or whatever the cool abbreviation is) is a fucking disgust and makes me embarrassed that I happen to live in the country that conceived it.

For that matter the whole Facebook can go and get wholly and proper fucked.

Perhaps this belongs in unpopular opinions

[Seul]

Don't think so. Being irresponsible with alcie beverages should be left to us grown ups right!..

[jdl1279]

When you're 3 year old picks up your phone and starts snapping better pics than you can, it's time to give up photography