Beard farming thread

[Chris]

@Chris:

I have been inspired by this thread.  I am now going to grow a beard.

Well, until Julie says, "Shave that ridiculous looking beard.  Now."

And following a brief, unloved life, the beard is now dead.  Unmourned, unmissed, quickly forgotten…

[elclintor]

[wearoften]

Been growing since November. Just found out two days ago that it has the power to frighten small children. (and some adults I'm told.)

[llvlaglne]

that is pretty good. all you need is the 72, type III and a gerber zombie kit

i'm a little bit jealous of your beard i'd have to admit.

[Finn666]

can't believe what you guys are able to grow in such a short time…mine takes like forever to get there
my beard hair is like 3" long but since I do have pretty curly hair it looks more like 0.5-1" ...

looking good wearoften!

btw there aren't any possibilities to speed up the hair growth?

[llvlaglne]

spray some unicorn love juice where needed and comb thoroughly through.

[seanocono]

Rafa, just be grateful you can even grow one. I get this scraggly, patchy, eurotrash mess.

[Finn666]

I am mate, I really am…it seems though that I'm struggling a bit. the point is reached where I don't have the feeling that that sucker keeps on growing! but let's wait and see right

[seanocono]

That's the right attitude… I can never let it get very far. I always start looking like a Pikey.

[llvlaglne]

raf….. read up on this. might be of use

http://www.livestrong.com/article/130750-make-facial-hair-grow-faster/

[derivative666]

[grandmasterben]

I really think we should just decree Jeff the forum lumberjack already…

[seanocono]

Yeah, I don't think anyone is going to top that.

[derivative666]

@seanocono:

Yeah, I don't think anyone is going to top that.

You need to see Kat

[natehate]

standing ovation for jeff's beard

[Finn666]

damn, this is way too good! how long are you letting it do what does now Jeff?

[derivative666]

@Finn666:

damn, this is way too good! how long are you letting it do what does now Jeff?

Since August, I did have the sides trimmed about 2 months ago

[Katsushin]

@derivative666:

Wow man!  Looking good!

Look like you belong on some currency or something…
Been so busy lately, but still sporting the IH every day and floating around here from time to time to spy on some of my favorite dudes from a distance.
I'll get a pic of (the steadily greying) beard up asap, although you've definitely established yourself as prez of the IH beard club (although, since I'm asian that gives me a facial hair handicap, so maybe we're tied)...

[pillowPANTS]

Jesus D666 that is pretty dam serious dude. Ive been gettin bugged about mine for the last month and its not even half that length lol. Im about 4mons in i believe. Lookin pretty scraggly and super grey

Took this one with the BlueBlockers just for Kat

[joesaintjohn]

After seeing Jeff's beard, my face feels super self conscious. Serious beard envy.