Beard farming thread

[madmonday]

third-ed.

what? dog pile for a good dude instead of the obvious . . .

[Finn666]

my personal goal when it comes to having a badass beard!…still working on it

[Chris]

I have been inspired by this thread.  I am now going to grow a beard.

Well, until Julie says, "Shave that ridiculous looking beard.  Now."

[natehate]

Welcome aboard Chris. And even when she says shave it refuse. Until you hit the couch

[Finn666]

a small update…

[Chris]

@Chris:

I have been inspired by this thread.  I am now going to grow a beard.

Well, until Julie says, "Shave that ridiculous looking beard.  Now."

And following a brief, unloved life, the beard is now dead.  Unmourned, unmissed, quickly forgotten…

[elclintor]

[wearoften]

Been growing since November. Just found out two days ago that it has the power to frighten small children. (and some adults I'm told.)

[llvlaglne]

that is pretty good. all you need is the 72, type III and a gerber zombie kit

i'm a little bit jealous of your beard i'd have to admit.

[Finn666]

can't believe what you guys are able to grow in such a short time…mine takes like forever to get there
my beard hair is like 3" long but since I do have pretty curly hair it looks more like 0.5-1" ...

looking good wearoften!

btw there aren't any possibilities to speed up the hair growth?

[llvlaglne]

spray some unicorn love juice where needed and comb thoroughly through.

[seanocono]

Rafa, just be grateful you can even grow one. I get this scraggly, patchy, eurotrash mess.

[Finn666]

I am mate, I really am…it seems though that I'm struggling a bit. the point is reached where I don't have the feeling that that sucker keeps on growing! but let's wait and see right

[seanocono]

That's the right attitude… I can never let it get very far. I always start looking like a Pikey.

[llvlaglne]

raf….. read up on this. might be of use

http://www.livestrong.com/article/130750-make-facial-hair-grow-faster/

[derivative666]

[grandmasterben]

I really think we should just decree Jeff the forum lumberjack already…

[seanocono]

Yeah, I don't think anyone is going to top that.

[derivative666]

@seanocono:

Yeah, I don't think anyone is going to top that.

You need to see Kat

[natehate]

standing ovation for jeff's beard