Random Rants

[natehate]

thanks snowy
youre the man
now to fuck with that til i get it right

[joesaintjohn]

Thanks everyone for all the support. It's been a hard week and I really appreciate it. On top of the bum feet, Its happening at the worst time. I took over leadership at a new company and its like, "hey, is our new boss the young guy with the pimp stick?"

Speaking of which, what do you think about this one?

[natehate]

thats a bad ass cane

[seanocono]

So badass

[Mild7]

h.u.s.t.l.e.r hustler

[Down under guy]

That is a straight pimping cane there Joe, get well mate. I had gout about a month ago, it was one painful M feckin few days, went to the Doc. He gave me some strong stuff, didn't feel much afta they kicked in. Funny thing is I hadn't been eating very much of the danger foods or drinking too much alcohol. I wasn't drinking enough water I reckon

Peace

[Finn666]

@joesaintjohn:

… I took over leadership at a new company and its like, "hey, is our new boss the young guy with the pimp stick?"

…

[Seul]

JSJ: even when you're better, you should use the cain… And wear a fur coat... And have your wife come in regularly wearing a short skirt...

[joesaintjohn]

Down Under Guy, that's what's crazy. My diet has been the cleanest it's been in a while and I've really cut back my alcohol consumption. I've lived pretty hard, and now that I clean up, I get gout!?!?! What bull-shit!

Seul, I have her drop off stacks of cash at the receptionist desk. Next week she'll have a faux black eye and tell the receptionist, "tell Joe I've got all his money this time."

[derivative666]

@joesaintjohn:

Seul, I have her drop off stacks of cash at the receptionist desk. Next week she'll have a faux black eye and tell the receptionist, "tell Joe I've got all his money this time."

Outstanding

[bagley920]

Prayers your way Joe. My dad has gout and he said its even more painful than kidney stones and we all know how you have to pass those…

[joesaintjohn]

Definitely feels like I'm walking on broken feet. I appreciate all the kind words, thoughts, and prayers. You guys are such a great community.

[Seul]

@derivative666:

@joesaintjohn:

Seul, I have her drop off stacks of cash at the receptionist desk. Next week she'll have a faux black eye and tell the receptionist, "tell Joe I've got all his money this time."

Outstanding

[Omega Man]

Sorry to hear that jsj.  I heard it will take a good few days to go away.  May need to modify your diet to lessen subsequent flarer ups.  Hang in there.

[crankyfart]

went for car re-inspection cos my car's exhaust failed the first time. end up passing the inspection today but my black iPhone 5 somehow went "missing" at the inspection centre. didn't wanna use stolen cos I got no evidence. damn bad week!

[bagley920]

@volcano:

went for car re-inspection cos my car's exhaust failed the first time. end up passing the inspection today but my black iPhone 5 somehow went "missing" at the inspection centre. didn't wanna use stolen cos I got no evidence. damn bad week!

And my wife wonders why I never leave my phone sitting out anywhere…

That sucks dude!

[seawolf]

Did you try to activate "find my iphone?"

[derivative666]

Why is it always 20 year old hipster boys that say "hey man, epic beard" and not 20 year old hipster girls lol

[crankyfart]

@seawolf:

Did you try to activate "find my iphone?"

don't really know how that works. but I'll go research more about it now.

[Chris]

@derivative666:

Why is it always 20 year old hipster boys that say "hey man, epic beard" and not 20 year old hipster girls lol

Because most women don't like beards and 20 year old guys all want them because they think a beard will make them look old enough to buy beer.  It's a sad fact of life…