Random Rants

[Chris]

And my terrible streak of broken objects continues- this time, it's the touch screen on the oven.  Burners still work, as they are controlled by simple knobs, but all the oven functions are gone.

In the interests of full disclosure, this is a result of a design flaw by Jenn-Air, not my ham fistedness.  If the panel gets moisture behind it, the circuits short out.  Since the control panel is on the front of the range, it frequently gets wet.  So this will be the third time I've had to replace the panel in 6 years.

I hate that stove.

[Seul]

@Chris:

Burners still work, as they are controlled by simple knobs

Controlled by one simple knob, you mean…

[FurattoHeddo]

[Chris]

I know where you live.

[Seul]

So do I, Mister Chippendale… 

[Chris]

Like you'd ever come to Texas…

[Megatron1505]

Get a room baldies 

[bagley920]

@Megatron1505:

Get a room baldies 

Pot….meet kettle

[Chris]

That's it, you ginger tosser.  Now we're both coming for you.

Kicking a Limey's ass will do wonders for my HWBC boot evo…

[Finn666]

^ and that wale penis leather may even do wonders to that Limey's ass as well
so it's actually a win win situation

[Seul]

Chris asked me to look for a bag to put over Mega's dome when we meet up with him, but thus far I haven't found anything big enough… I've even looked into circus tents... If anyone can help me...

[seawolf]

Eli, sorry about not being able to find a big enough bag. The good news is, his head has its own gravitational pull, so you might find some interesting things orbiting around it. When I saw him in NY, I think I saw a huge canvas tarp and some rope in his head's orbit. If you can wrangle a few useful items, you might be in luck!

[Seul]

I'll contact Nasa then… Maybe they can land on The Dome and do some measurements... After all: we know how big Mars is, right?..

[seawolf]

I wonder if….. no way.....couldn't be.....Do you think, hmmmmm...... Do you think there might be life...on The Dome?

[Seul]

Li'l obnoxious, loud mouthed beer swilling ginger tossers?.. Who knows!..

[derivative666]

Finally decided to hook up the Wii U and its fuckin' bricked!!!

[seanocono]

^Wow. No way. Gotta love being an early adopter/beta tester. Hopefully, your wife has the receipt lying around somewhere (or purchased with a CC). Good luck.

[derivative666]

@seanocono:

^Wow. No way. Gotta love being an early adopter/beta tester. Hopefully, your wife has the receipt lying around somewhere (or purchased with a CC). Good luck.

No problem gamestop said bring it back for an exchange

[seanocono]

^Glad to hear it, and curious to hear your thoughts whenever you set up the new Wii U. I feel like Nintendo lost me a couple generations ago… And I grew up in Redmond.

[derivative666]

@seanocono:

^Glad to hear it, and curious to hear your thoughts whenever you set up the new Wii U. I feel like Nintendo lost me a couple generations ago… And I grew up in Redmond.

Will always love Nintendo as long as they make Zelda