Evolution of Leather - Belts Wallets Patches
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Interesting. Is Belgeranian hygiene so bad that such a product is necessary, or do Belgerish have naturally emitting crotch foulness, like skunks? That would explain why you people are so unappealing…
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There are a few things you should try to get rid of your swamp ass reek before you buy a new wallet. Leave it out in the sun for a while… Uv rays destroy bacteria..just don't leave it for too long. Wrap that shit up in newspaper and throw it somewhere for a few days to try and absorb that swass. You can try covering it in baking soda overnight. It should absorb some of the smell and after you can just brush it off with a valet brush, wife's soft hairbrush... Something like that
I probably would reccomend against rubbing any food items including citrus fruits on your gear -
I suppose now would be the wrong time to point out the benefits of regularly washing your jeans…
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I'm sure she'll be thrilled when her hair smells like his ass…
It's all for the greater good, right? Ok maybe not the best suggestion… Find some kind of soft brush to hit it with. Probably one or a combination of those things mentioned will work for you. If my wallet reeked I would at least try a few of these things before I shelled out cash for another one. Dryer sheets aren't going to help much besides making your wallet smell like Snuggle the downy bear for a little while.
