Random Announcements
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+15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10 °C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
…+5 °C, Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0 °C, Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
−5 °C, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
−10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
−20 °C, Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
−30 °C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
−50 °C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
−70 °C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
−273 °C, Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
−300 °C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup. -
It's 1:18am and I really should go to bed, like my wife and kids did hours ago, but it's so calm and quiet. I have to savor the peacefulness when I get a chance.
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@Jii:
-16 degrees centigrade outside. And the wind makes it feel much colder..
Look who's whining 
there ain't no wind, flags at my workplaces poles are barely flappin' :-\Not whining, this isn't random rants ;). Just a random announcement. Gonna go trailride my bike tomorrow, hope there are some rideable paths already..
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My stepson got his first pair of IronHeart on Monday (IH-634S), as well as an IHW-01. He's grinning ear to ear
Most importantly, he didn't ask me "do I need special washing instructions? do I need to treat the patch? you sure?"
Just yanked them on, and ran off to kill his friends on Halo
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+15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10 °C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
…+5 °C, Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0 °C, Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
−5 °C, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
−10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
−20 °C, Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
−30 °C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
−50 °C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
−70 °C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
−273 °C, Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
−300 °C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.thats class
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New Zealanders have taught old dogs new tricks…
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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How do you drown a Hipster? Throw him in the mainstream!
How did the Hipster burn his mouth? By eating the pizza before it was cool!
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^congrats
