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[Guest]

on behalf of Nemsisnow1200,,i would like to apologise to both skutubu and Elclintor for failing to deliver two pairs of jeans ,,which were bought/traded over 20 odd days ago,,Royal Fail have let me down,,as have USPS,,,im so sorry to both IronHearters,,i am doing all i can to find out where the fekk both items are,,once agin i am really sorry to both forum members for this abyssmal state of affairs,,

[Seul]

Stuck in customs - they'll turn up ok… Have them visit their local PO as well!..

[Guest]

@Seul:

Stuck in customs - they'll turn up ok… Have them visit their local PO as well!..

im keeping both of em updated as best i can,,but both websites dont ever really alter their info on either package,,Royal Fail cant track the item once its left the UK,,,,and as for USPS,,,,please dont get me started on them fekkers,,,El lives in Mississipi,,,his fekkin jeans are somewhere in Memphis,,,

[urbanwoodsman]

Just keep on them. Call them. Have them go to their local PO.

Mega and I just had an issue as well. Turns out it wasn't even USPS fault. The seller put the wrong address…

[Guest]

@urbanwoodsman:

Just keep on them. Call them. Have them go to their local PO.

Mega and I just had an issue as well. Turns out it wasn't even USPS fault. The seller put the wrong address…

just fired off emails to Royal Fail,,,as for phoning em,,its all automated,,,,no real people,,press one for this…press 2 for that,,,and i triple checked all addresses,,,,so fekkin frustrating,,,,i have sent many items to Elclintor,,,and they all get there,,,so godamn annoying

[Giles]

I am pretty confident they will turn up eventually.  When I used to ship to the US using Royal Fail, sometimes they would take 6 weeks…..

[Guest]

@Giles:

I am pretty confident they will turn up eventually.  When I used to ship to the US using Royal Fail, sometimes they would take 6 weeks…..

6 weeks,,,,,,,thats off the scale,,10-14 days is usually my turnaround,,,,fingers crossed for all ppl concerned

[Megatron1505]

Piss up and brewery leap to mind Nem, but as others have said I am confident they will get there eventually.

[Guest]

[natehate]

i split my forehead open last night opening a bottle of wine at a after party!

[joesaintjohn]

Well played! Do you have a video of said incident?

[Seul]

@natehate:

i split my forehead open last night opening a bottle of wine at a after party!

Hahaha I'm TRYING to visualise but… How on earth did ya do thàt?.. Squeezed the bottle between your thighs, popped out the cork and lost your balance (drunk)?..

[natehate]

It was one of them stubborn bitches of a bottle just wouldnt let the cork out so my buddy held the bottle and I held the cork screw and pulled. And bang right in the melon and yes I was a touch intoxicated at the time haaha

[Seul]

Hope you at least enjoyed the wine!.. 

[Megatron1505]

Screw caps ftw 

[Seul]

You cheap bastard 

[Megatron1505]

I brew my own, so yeh…...cheap bastard 

[Seul]

Yeah I done some brewing of my own… Liquors mainly... Corking them was always the shittiest job... And quality wasn't too good...

I'd try and buy a bottle of your making Mega but I'm one intolerable winesnob...  :-\

[Megatron1505]

I don't sell it man, and I looked into shipping it the other week and it was expensive and unreliable, and frowned upon by HM Customs. Come to England and you can drink all you want for free 

[natehate]

That's the shitty part I don't touch wine so I took the hit for nothing hahaga