Random Rants

[joesaintjohn]

I've always felt that being in the sticks gave 1s and 2s like me the ability to bat way out of our league. Think of it as an opportunity, not a threat!

[Seul]

@Megatron1505:

Luckily, I was raised in a town where ugliness is considered a skill 

I'm movin in… I'm a PRO.

[Sugar Mountain]

Trust me Seul, you don't want to make that move…

(you know I love Notts/NE Derbyshire though Mega!)

[MikeC]

@joesaintjohn:

I've always felt that being in the sticks gave 1s and 2s like me the ability to bat way out of our league. Think of it as an opportunity, not a threat!

Ala Willy Wonka, "Reverse that". Joe, how the fuck am I going to bat out of my league, when the ladies who are 1s & 2s are getting hit on by everyone under the sun.  I used to live in the south, so I know about how awesome southern ladies are. Come up to the cold NE and see how ladies act up here, same as the godamn weather.  I needz to nab me a southern lady and bring her up here…...

[J-IV]

Or come through my neck of the woods and become the majority.

[Megatron1505]

@Sugar:

Trust me Seul, you don't want to make that move…

(you know I love Notts/NE Derbyshire though Mega!)

No, you're quite right. It is a cesspit of unfathomable disgust.

[joesaintjohn]

True. Okie nines act like twos!!!

[Sugar Mountain]

@MikeC:

I needz to nab me a southern lady and bring her up here…...

Ain't nuthin wrong with dem Korean gurls either…

[gratefulmelon]

Being from the South, I have to agree with MikeC.  Nothing like a Southern girl….

[Guest]

ITS OFFICIAL,,,,USPS ARE ABOUT AS MUCH USE AS TITS ON A FISH

[davito]

if anybody is interested in the venusian arts (pick-up artist) pm me your e-mail

[Dirty Denim]

I use to think I wanted a so called 9 or 10 until one of them made me feel like I were a 1 or 2.  U have to be constantly on ur toes with anyone who thinks they are a 10.  To much work for me.  I'll stick with woman that fart over any trophy girl anyday.  Iv had them all and none are better than a normal down to earth woman….that's a 10 in my book

[MikeC]

Agreed DD.

[urbanwoodsman]

The key is to find an 11 that thinks she's a 6-7.

[joesaintjohn]

Amen DD!!!

[bagley920]

@urbanwoodsman:

The key is to find an 11 that thinks she's a 6-7.

Gotta worry about that mental state brotha!

[urbanwoodsman]

The mental state of an 11 is not something I'd like to deal with.

[bagley920]

I was referring to the mental state of a woman that thinks she's a 6 when she's actually a 10

[urbanwoodsman]

@bagley920:

I was referring to the mental state of a woman that thinks she's a 6 when she's actually a 10

I know what you were referring to. I think it's acceptable for someone to be humble. If she is a 10 and thinks she's a 1, then maybe she has some issues.

[FurattoHeddo]

How the feck do you assign a number to woman anyway?