Random Rants
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Todays feck you goes out to HM Customs and Revenue, who have now had my new boots for 6 days !!!!
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And mine goes to the douchebag electrician who worked on our garage today. When he was leaving, he backed his van into our neighbor's car and took off. These are the neighbors that moved in a few weeks ago and that we haven't even met yet. Fantastic way to say welcome to the neighborhood.
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After my disapproval of low ballers, I have just low balled, I am a fecking hypocrite.
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This early morning "feck you!!!" goes once again to HM Customs and Excise, who (after investigating my boots for a week) have released them with "revised charges". I doubt that they have ever reduced charges downwards have they?
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This early morning "feck you!!!" goes once again to HM Customs and Excise, who (after investigating my boots for a week) have released them with "revised charges". I doubt that they have ever reduced charges downwards have they?
UK customs are the most sadistic fekkers around,,,they simply dont like quality gear landing in GB,,,they should all be force fed TurboLax and leave em all in a room with no khazis/dunnies,,,,
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Could not agree more Nem. I've always thought that it is wrong to charge a UK citizen for buying goods that they cannot buy in their own country. Fair enough if you're buying from abroad to avoid paying tax, but if you genuinely cannot get the item in this country then it is a liberty to be charged for what you have bought, arseholes.
Also, Whites declared a value on the package of what it would cost them to replace my boots if they got lost or damaged ($250), HMCE have investigated this, and charged me the full duty on the retail price of a brand new pair of Smokejumpers…..twats
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I have been told the customs were told to "tighten up" for the Olympics for some reason, and they have not slacked off yet.
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Ha ha, probably.
My shipment was released with charges last night, and there has been no further update since…..quality 24 hour service that Parcelfarce offer
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Not always. For instance in Germany and Switzerland the paperwork is often ignored and the customs clerks go to the WWW and look at the list price of an item and charge the duty on that price. It does not matter what the paperwork accompanying the shipment says. You pay what they say you pay or you don't get the shipment. Because guess what? Some people underdeclare…...I know, it really does happen.....
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Giles is as knowledgeable as we always know him. What you describe neatly sums up a totally ghastly experience I had with German customs, who absolutely ridiculously wanted to overcharge me for some used jeans I got from no other than our Corporal Clegg. They refused to believe they were used and calculated charges at the very highest price they could find. Customs fees would have been several times the nominal charge (hardly more than the postage) I paid to CC. His jeans were heavily damaged from skating, inexpertly repaired, unwashed, but for our dear customs officers, they were brand new…..
What ensued was legal correspondence (thank heavens I have an attorney among my more distant friends), penal proceedings against me for customs dodging... the battle we did lasted a full year. Yes, you read right, twelve f***ing months, during which Clegg's denim was confiscated together with real criminal loot. I prevailed in the end, paid next to nothing and the charges were dropped. But it was a totally nerve-wrecking experience, and the daftness, the incompetence, the sheer arrogant impudence of some customs people was mindboggling. Beware!
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Yeah, I know that people underdeclare…
I said "Should"...that obviously doesn't apply to german speaking bureucrats.
One should be very careful with that and know what you are doing. That is why I always go to customs office to declare my goods myself when they get stuck in customs.
If it's an Ebay item, our customs personnel check the auction by number, so no use to cheat on those.
If it's person to person deal, all I have ever needed is a copy of PayPal "invoice" Quite often that goes with normal webshopping as well.
Usually the tax is so low, that there is no use to underdeclare for taxes, it's the VAT which is ouch...
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Throw in the "reluctance" -this must qualify as the understatement of the day- of German customs officers to admit they were wrong. As I corresponded with them, spoke to them several times in person at their Berlin HQ (the hours of work that went into this, the taxpayer money wasted, all for three very old pairs of jeans….) I often felt it was no longer "on the merits", it was a "you or us" very hostile battle. Including using interview techniques on me like I only knew them from TV crime films, making me seemingly contradict myself and treating me very much like a criminal.
Clegg's old skating jeans now are somewhat of a trophy for me.....
