What do/did you do for a living?

[Seul]

[Megatron1505]

"I could burn the building down" - Milton

[Chris]

I didn't get your TPS report today…

[Megatron1505]

I deliver plenty of FU reports.

[hectic]

Mega, you're in deep shit. You were supposed to come in on Saturday. What were you doing?

[Megatron1505]

In the workplace, I am Lumbergh 

[hectic]

I refuse to believe this.

(I do note that you actually appear to make something; I am increasingly becoming a marketer - shoot me in the face now!)

[Megatron1505]

I occasionally make things, but mainly I am the managers blunt instrument of "supervision", a wolf amongst the sheep.

[Sugar Mountain]

God, I love Office Space.

"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."

[Megatron1505]

It's a movie that gives all of us working stiffs a little hope 

[hectic]

I did this:

To this awful piece of shit mechanical answerphone that we had lying around the office:

It was cathartic.

[Megatron1505]

I wanted to do it to my old printer (which broke daily for three years), but my boss stopped me 

[Chris]

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta…

[Megatron1505]

Can;t beat a bit of the Ghetto Boys 

[hectic]

Gonna watch it again tonight now

[Megatron1505]

It's getting watched at some point this weekend 

[Seul]

What one pic can cause 

[LandoCal126 0]

Man, nothing I love more than getting someone else a job that I would love to have/ be great at. "They are looking for either a female or gay guy." Sweet…  ::)

[JLG]

Just started my own motion graphics / design studio. 2 months in and super busy.

www.tooth.is

[Giles]

Nice and congrats…