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    • Sugar MountainS
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      sigh The joys of urban living…

      Got another knock-a-door-run visit from my downstairs neighbour this morning. This time at least I got a passive-aggressive note requesting that I stop playing music on weekday mornings. The music is honestly as quiet as it can be, so given that I'm a considerate chap and don't want to upset people, I'll just have to stop. Not at all happy with the way she's gone about asking though.

      Part of me really wants to just crank Slayer's Reign in Blood one morning as a parting shot!  😉

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      • bagley920B
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        Parents, quit leaving your kids in the car to run into a store "real quick!" It's never that quick and it's just bad parenting. If you're afraid to wake up the monster, raise your kids better!

        If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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        • madmondayM
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          wow, leaving kids in cars is almost as bad as leaving your pet in the car  😃

          hahahaHahahaha

          head high, middle finger higher

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          • DougNgD
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            How about your spouse? 😉

            I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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            • madmondayM
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              she usually leaves me in the car & rolls up all the windows  😠

              she's a meanie, meanie

              head high, middle finger higher

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              • DougNgD
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                Jody brings a hose that's connected to the exhaust into the car…

                You think she's trying to tell me something?

                I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                • madmondayM
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                  well as long as she doesn't leave a brick on the gas with the emergency brake on i think the message is clear; she really loves you & just wants you to take a nap & be relaxed when she comes back to the car  ::)

                  head high, middle finger higher

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                  • thomasnunnallyT
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                    Last time I sat in the car waiting my fiance got hit on my an old guy in a wheel chair.

                    Out with the new! In with the old!

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                    • DougNgD
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                      Funny story about that:

                      An old lady hit me with her wheelchair once in a supermarket coming in

                      I was very graceful about it, apologized for being in her way

                      She whacked me with her cane and started yelling at me

                      I grabbed the brake and cranked it as hard as I could

                      By the time I was done with my shopping, she was still there trying to undo the brake

                      I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                      • thomasnunnallyT
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                        Haha, always appreciate a story that draws looks from coworkers as I laugh at my desk!

                        Out with the new! In with the old!

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                        • DougNgD
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                          I usually am pretty passive and let shit go, but she used a couple racial slurs which really pisses me off

                          Actually, that explains why nobody tried to help her…just realized that

                          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                          • rocketR
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                            nice story Doug  😉 … and can fully understand you...

                            rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                            It's all humbug, like everywhere
                            R.I.P. Geo

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                            • madmondayM
                              madmonday
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                              priceless

                              head high, middle finger higher

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                              • ChrisC
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                                Reminds me of one time when I was a kid:
                                Right after my brother was born, when I was about 6, we went to visit my great-grandparents, called Mom and Pop, in typical Southern manner.  Pop had cataracts, but insisted on driving, nonetheless.  My mother made me go with Pop to the convenience store down the road.  We climbed into his big old Ford sedan and drove off.  A few minutes into the trip, Pop started honking and swearing about "all these damn n***ers in the road".  Being 6, I couldn't see very well over the giant dash of the massive POS sedan that he was driving, so I pulled up to look.

                                Pop was driving on the sidewalk.

                                Luckily, he was doing about 15mph and both the road and the sidewalk were deserted, but it was a scary assed trip.  In retrospect, that may not have been one of my mother's finest parenting decisions.

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                                • Megatron1505M
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                                  People who take themselves too seriously on the internet must really struggle with real life  😠

                                  I am Megatron, and I come from the internet  🙂

                                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                  • SeulS
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                                    I miss madmonday.

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                                    • Megatron1505M
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                                      I miss Monkey Magic and The Watermargin  😠

                                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                      • mvbM
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                                        Have to pay the energy company 1200 euros extra..Hell and damnation

                                        Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                                        • madmondayM
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                                          I miss you too seul & the rest of the forum loonies.

                                          i tend to check into respond to the random PMs by newbies & folks that are just nice enough to check on me or give me a hint when something my size might be on the sale rail. my kids aren't sure what to do with me paying attention to them instead of staring & laughing at my phone & my wife hasn't even noticed  🙂

                                          head high, middle finger higher

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                                          • DougNgD
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                                            I have someone at my course that doesn't understand that you need to hit power button to get a computer to work

                                            The scariest part is that power buttons are not exclusive to laptops…

                                            I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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