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[Guest]

My thoughts are with you Geo

[Seul]

Geo you look awful with those shades 'n all - get your old mug back!..

[Geo]

thanks for your support guys . . . guess I'll be going back under the knife then 

actually was just a wee quick day surgery procedure - little cut on the inside and a little bit of bone removed . . . easy

the surgeon came to chat just after it

him "how you feeling?"
me "great - no probs"
him "would you the like the bone shard?
me "if i had my leg amputated would you have offered that?"

pause

him "no, I don't think I would have"

humourless twat

[nameness]

Should I re-think my Xmas present for you then?

[Geo]

no . . . I quite like the look of that rollneck

[Giles]

I think he meant the wig

[Geo]

i was secretly hoping it was the wig . . . it's just at my age knitwear seems to be a popular christmas present

[nameness]

No knitwear, I'm trying to avoid this…

[Guest]

Holy fuck^^^^^^

[Seul]

Have you lost weight, Geo?..

[Geo]

a few pounds Seul . . . probably the trauma from that near death experience I had

shaved my pits too (as you might have noticed)

[Seul]

A skirt's the next step… That velour'un fitted big on me, you might wanna give it a go...

[Geo]

it's the national dress . . . eejit

[Beatle]

Dear Paula,

You look fantastic.

No matter what your jawns are tagged.

Best

Beatle

[Guest]

I agree with Beats  Mrs G !

[Madame Buttonfly]

Enough!  (Story behind this is I offered - if I lose bit of weight - to take some jawns off Beats that are too big for her.  She then said that in meantime she might get fat and fit into them.  She's now trying to do major damage limitation on just about every thread on this forum).

I forgive easily (but I NEVER forget…!)

[Guest]

@Geo:

Dydd Gwŷl Dewi Hapus to Nemesisnow and everyone else from welsh wales!

Cantie Saunt Dandie's Day tae ye,,bit early  but i said id return the compliment(Latha Naomh Anndra)

[Giles]

Shipping wench needs a little something to keep her going…................

[Geo]

is that the one that survived full?

[Giles]

Nope, we had a delivery yesterday….............