Random Announcements

[mclaincausey]

I just tell them I'm trying to go boxcutter-resistant with my travel wardrobe.

[seawolf]

My XHS set off the metal detector because it's so dense. I got an extra special pat-down.

[mclaincausey]

Plane crashes. Nothing left but the black box and a pair of XHS.

[Anesthetist]

@mclaincausey:

Plane crashes. Nothing left but the black box and a pair of XHS.

Rofl

[natehate]

two days after surgery already going stir crazy
this is gonna be a LONG 4 weeks

[seawolf]

You'll get the hang of it

[seanocono]

Yeah, the first few days are always the worst.

[Snowy]

@Nate, remember to switch hands

[pillowPANTS]

^^
Hahaha. I call it "switch hitting." Snowy u dirtbag

[mclaincausey]

You mean switch the bottom and the top hand?

[natehate]

@Snowy:

@Nate, remember to switch hands

i think the drugs are killing that fun for me

[mclaincausey]

You must be doing them wrong

[natehate]

you take oxycotton like a suppository right?

[mclaincausey]

Hahaha nice. Yes, exactly.

[pillowPANTS]

Hahahah. Dont tell anyone u know that u have them. Word spreads quick and next thing u know the dirty little fiends are breakin in. True story bud

[Megatron1505]

Dude, you've masturbated for years take a break to enjoy the medically prescribed mellowness you lucky pup.

[natehate]

i almost spit my cereal out to that gav

[Megatron1505]

I'd willingly give up todays ham shandy for a few oxy…...did I say that out loud 

[seawolf]

Bwahahahaha!

[mclaincausey]

I had to travel to Madison, WI from Minneapolis, MN today. I've made the drive in the other direction before but it had been a while.

I can sum it up thusly: rolling prairie farmland dotted with tons of huge brick and mortar cheese, fireworks, and pornography retailers, and the occasional hotel/water park or outlet mall.

I'm trying not to think of what that says about 'Murica.