Random Announcements
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Parent teacher conference today, Steven comes in towards the end of the meeting for a summary:
Me: Bad news Steven, you're too stupid. We're going to have to put you down
Steven: Okaaaaay (lowers head and looks at the floor)
Guidance counselors and teachers are horrifiedI love this kid
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There are few things that provide the perverse joy of mortifying education professionals.
And nicely played by Steven, by the way.;)
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will see my dentist next Tuesday…G you remember?
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will see my dentist next Tuesday…G you remember?
That's it, I'm relocating to Zuerich!
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Silly Seul, making a rookie mistake like that.:)
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Busy day today- new water heater being installed (Merry Christmas, kids! You get hot showers!) and my new TV finally arrives.
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I was a hit with the women… Unfortunately they were drunk... And 60...
Well that explains why you were drinking white wine, rather than starting out with 3 euro Trappist brews. Grandmas do like the chablis.
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My brother and I were the only two young dudes there… Average age was about 60... It felt like we had raided a fucking funeral!..
Dresscode for the men: white shirt with stripes, navy V-neck sweater, slacks, fancy watch. They all looked like lawyers and doctors... The entire audience... Thought this was a JAZZ club man... Jesus christ... I mean I know I don't exactly live in New Orleans but shit... Music was pretty good though...