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    • DougNgD
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      Parent teacher conference today, Steven comes in towards the end of the meeting for a summary:

      Me: Bad news Steven, you're too stupid. We're going to have to put you down
      Steven: Okaaaaay (lowers head and looks at the floor)
      Guidance counselors and teachers are horrified

      I love this kid 🙂

      I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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      • ?
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        I wish I could post a video of me unable to stop laughing…great dialogue^^

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        • ChrisC
          Chris
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          There are few things that provide the perverse joy of mortifying education professionals.

          And nicely played by Steven, by the way.;)

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          • TJT
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            Jackson, MS is full of gorgeous women and horrible roads.  And slightly over-aggressive police officers.

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            • scroogenS
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              A whole gaggle of turkeys just walked through my yard. About 25-30 of them. Never seen so many at one time.  They didn't even really hurry up when I walked over to them. Pretty neat Pete….

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              • elclintorE
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                @TJ:

                Jackson, MS is full of gorgeous women and horrible roads.  And slightly over-aggressive police officers.

                Dude! That's where I live! You still in town??

                Geo

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                  davito
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                  will see my dentist next Tuesday…G you remember? 😉

                  http://www.nextto.ch/Kontakt/Kontakt.html

                  Cheers,
                  David

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                  • GilesG
                    Giles
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                    It is verging on the obscene….....

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      davito
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                      hihihihi I love my dentist they hire those awesome ladies to keep you calm on the chair 🙂

                      Cheers,
                      David

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                      • JiiJ
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                        Spending christmas in Amsterdam with family. Woohoo!

                        AIAN HA-TO!

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                        • FurattoHeddoF
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                          @davito:

                          will see my dentist next Tuesday…G you remember? 😉

                          http://www.nextto.ch/Kontakt/Kontakt.html

                          That's it, I'm relocating to Zuerich!  😉

                          "Don't ever be sorry"

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                          • SeulS
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                            Just because the Trappistes only cost 3 €/ bottle at the local jazzclub, Seul, does NOT mean you have to mix 'm…

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                            • ChrisC
                              Chris
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                              Silly Seul, making a rookie mistake like that.:)

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                              • ChrisC
                                Chris
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                                Busy day today- new water heater being installed (Merry Christmas, kids!  You get hot showers!) and my new TV finally arrives.

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                                • SeulS
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                                  @Chris:

                                  Silly Seul, making a rookie mistake like that.:)

                                  It was either that, or going back to white wine… Quite the conundrum. At least due to the combo of my Bleu de Paname indigo shirt and the 666D's, I was a hit with the women... Unfortunately they were drunk... And 60...

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                                  • ChrisC
                                    Chris
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                                    @Seul:

                                    I was a hit with the women… Unfortunately they were drunk... And 60...

                                    Well that explains why you were drinking white wine, rather than starting out with 3 euro Trappist brews.  Grandmas do like the chablis.

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                                    • SeulS
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                                      My brother and I were the only two young dudes there… Average age was about 60... It felt like we had raided a fucking funeral!..
                                      Dresscode for the men: white shirt with stripes, navy V-neck sweater, slacks, fancy watch. They all looked like lawyers and doctors... The entire audience... Thought this was a JAZZ club man... Jesus christ... I mean I know I don't exactly live in New Orleans but shit... Music was pretty good though...

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                                        @Seul, who could pass you up at the best of times! One good looking pig/person :). Dressing as ye'self and of course the women, of all ages will flock to you.

                                        Picking up 60+ is one for the record books, good work! :P…

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                                          Snowy
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                                          On the topic of announcements, it's hot down here today; 30c / 86f :|.

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                                          • Finn666F
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                                            Berlin is the shit!…

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