Random Rants

[Megatron1505]

I hate to ask, but i’m going to, why would you have a red crayon in your sweat pants pocket?

[Matty123]

@Megatron1505:

I hate to ask, but i’m going to, why would you have a red crayon in your sweat pants pocket?

@UnTucked:

Ouch…

*Why did you have a crayon in your pocket? Lol

Good questions. My lovely 19th month old daughter, whom I cherish and adore, likes drawing on the walls with red crayon. I must have sleepily, found it in the floor and put it in my pocket to avoid the above mentioned artwork.i day  Sleepily because I sleep in these sweat pants when it’s 0 degrees Fahrenheit outside, as it is here now.  Good times 

[UnTucked]

Mind humoring us with pics of the disaster?

[mikebarhoot]

Sure it wasnt a [emoji168]

[gaseousclay]

supposed to be a high of -3 F and a low of -12 tomorrow. 

[neph93]

Yeah, but it’s a dry heat.

[Matty123]

@UnTucked:

Mind humoring us with pics of the disaster?

Hey guys, I just saw this now after I already cleaned the mess. I would have def snapped a few pics. Sorry to disappoint.. but yes it was def a crayon crayola “razzmatazz”

[DougNg]

@UnTucked

Find out what your boss is responsible for completing, do your self evaluation on how you helped them accomplish those projects.

[UnTucked]

Unfortunately, I was unable to do that lol!

We all have autonomous positions that don't overlap or necessarily feed in to each other, so leadership roles are actually just titles given to the weirdos that "want" to do it.

[DougNg]

I have a couple of people like that (folks that just have individual projects that are not associated with anything else, and they are solely responsible for their projects). I advise those folks to do their self evaluations in the same format as their position description.

ie UnTucked's position is to color all the blue boxes. This year he colored in 60 blue boxes.

At the very least, keeps the evaluations easy to read.

[BloodnThunder]

Grailed Rant:

All measurements clearly posted in the product description.

Potential Buyer:  What size does the shirt say?  XXXXX Brand has different size numbers.

What difference does it make what the tag size says?  The F'ing measurements are posted clear as day.  Those either work for you or they don't.  The tagged size doesn't magically make the damn shirt fit.

[BloodnThunder]

Second rant today.  An employee of mine didn't know how to create a screenshot, paste it to an email, and send the email.  For the sake of my mental and physical health after a chain of 9-10 messages where I clearly explain the "complexities" of creating a screenshot and sending it to someone I had to give up and send them to tech support to have someone else try and fix the unfixable; stupid.

[Seul]

Followed (most) of the guidelines on how to wash superblack jeans, still ended up with lots of white spots and streaks.

[neph93]

Which ones did you miss? (Because they’re obviously the important ones)…

[Seul]

Turned them inside out, used liquid soap, low RPM spin cycle, pulled them out before the high RPM spin cycle, even used a "Delicate fecking garments (ya ponce)" setting… 

[Seul]

Should've bloody soaked them before throwing them in the machine… That's the one that probably did me in... 

[neph93]

I was just writing «Didn’t you pre-soak them?»…

[neph93]

That is the key one I’m afraid.

[Seul]

Aye I'd forgotten about that bit… Fuck it... I'll just not wash them again and get them so dirty the spots won't even be noticeable...

Fuck do I care anyway 

[Max Power]

Please share pictures after theyre dry. I still fear washing the 777vs