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    • SeulS
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      JSJ: even when you're better, you should use the cain… And wear a fur coat... And have your wife come in regularly wearing a short skirt...

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      • joesaintjohnJ
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        Down Under Guy, that's what's crazy. My diet has been the cleanest it's been in a while and I've really cut back my alcohol consumption. I've lived pretty hard, and now that I clean up, I get gout!?!?! What bull-shit!

        Seul, I have her drop off stacks of cash at the receptionist desk. Next week she'll have a faux black eye and tell the receptionist, "tell Joe I've got all his money this time."

        Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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        • derivative666D
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          @joesaintjohn:

          Seul, I have her drop off stacks of cash at the receptionist desk. Next week she'll have a faux black eye and tell the receptionist, "tell Joe I've got all his money this time."

          Outstanding

          "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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          • bagley920B
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            Prayers your way Joe. My dad has gout and he said its even more painful than kidney stones and we all know how you have to pass those…

            If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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            • joesaintjohnJ
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              Definitely feels like I'm walking on broken feet. I appreciate all the kind words, thoughts, and prayers. You guys are such a great community.

              Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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              • SeulS
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                @derivative666:

                @joesaintjohn:

                Seul, I have her drop off stacks of cash at the receptionist desk. Next week she'll have a faux black eye and tell the receptionist, "tell Joe I've got all his money this time."

                Outstanding

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                • O
                  Omega Man
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                  Sorry to hear that jsj.  I heard it will take a good few days to go away.  May need to modify your diet to lessen subsequent flarer ups.  Hang in there.

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                  • crankyfartC
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                    went for car re-inspection cos my car's exhaust failed the first time. end up passing the inspection today but my black iPhone 5 somehow went "missing" at the inspection centre. didn't wanna use stolen cos I got no evidence. damn bad week!

                    make peace, not war. <3

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                    • bagley920B
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                      @volcano:

                      went for car re-inspection cos my car's exhaust failed the first time. end up passing the inspection today but my black iPhone 5 somehow went "missing" at the inspection centre. didn't wanna use stolen cos I got no evidence. damn bad week!

                      And my wife wonders why I never leave my phone sitting out anywhere…

                      That sucks dude!

                      If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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                      • seawolfS
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                        Did you try to activate "find my iphone?"

                        “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

                        @zeebeeleather

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                        • derivative666D
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                          Why is it always 20 year old hipster boys that say "hey man, epic beard" and not 20 year old hipster girls lol

                          "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                          • crankyfartC
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                            @seawolf:

                            Did you try to activate "find my iphone?"

                            don't really know how that works. but I'll go research more about it now.

                            make peace, not war. <3

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                            • ChrisC
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                              @derivative666:

                              Why is it always 20 year old hipster boys that say "hey man, epic beard" and not 20 year old hipster girls lol

                              Because most women don't like beards and 20 year old guys all want them because they think a beard will make them look old enough to buy beer.  It's a sad fact of life…

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                              • crankyfartC
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                                apparently the "find iPhone" app made by apple is useless unless you switch on the location service 24/7 and you gotta register with the iCloud bullshit before it can even work.

                                guess the only way is a new phone. damn that scumbag who made my iPhone went "missing".

                                make peace, not war. <3

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                                  @volcano:

                                  apparently the "find iPhone" app made by apple is useless unless you switch on the location service 24/7 and you gotta register with the iCloud bullshit before it can even work.

                                  guess the only way is a new phone. damn that scumbag who made my iPhone went "missing".

                                  I think Police should be able to trace it too without icloud over the usual gps if u file it as stolen Volcano mate. Or maybe ur mobile store might help u if its really gone from the place u have been.

                                  Cheers,
                                  David

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                                    @Chris:

                                    @derivative666:

                                    Why is it always 20 year old hipster boys that say "hey man, epic beard" and not 20 year old hipster girls lol

                                    Because most women don't like beards and 20 year old guys all want them because they think a beard will make them look old enough to buy beer.  It's a sad fact of life…

                                    Come to Zurich our women are crazy about beards 🙂

                                    Cheers,
                                    David

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                                    • natehateN
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                                      one more reason to go to zurich

                                      i need a ticket now!!!

                                      so in ankle news the xrays came back and im missing a large amount of cartilage from my ankle
                                      have to go see a specialist, probably looking at surgery
                                      awesome

                                      don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                                      • crankyfartC
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                                        @davito:

                                        @volcano:

                                        apparently the "find iPhone" app made by apple is useless unless you switch on the location service 24/7 and you gotta register with the iCloud bullshit before it can even work.

                                        guess the only way is a new phone. damn that scumbag who made my iPhone went "missing".

                                        I think Police should be able to trace it too without icloud over the usual gps if u file it as stolen Volcano mate. Or maybe ur mobile store might help u if its really gone from the place u have been.

                                        tried it. called the teleco company but nothing could be done. same for the damn police.

                                        and it seems my bad luck hasn't ended. just dropped my jawbone bluebooth earpiece into the drain and it's soaked. now i just hope after leaving it to dry for the next few days, it'll still work. damn bad week!

                                        make peace, not war. <3

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                                        • seanoconoS
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                                          ^Throw it in a ziploc full of rice. The rice sucks out the moisture. That trick saved a couple of my phones.

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                                          • Mild7M
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                                            ^ Rice trick works.  Unless a short has occured.

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