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    • SeulS
      Seul
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      @supersalami:

      I don't know why, where I come from, people can't respect other's beliefs and dress sense. It's like everything must be done their way…... or you're wrong.

      This is what we call "haters"… Your regular hater is typically a frustrated, jealous sack of shit. Don't let 'm drag ya down, supersalami!..

      Unless of course your belief comprises of hitting piglets in the head with blunt objects three times a day... In which case I will join them...

      As for me: well, there goes my sense of taste and smell... Guess taking inventory of the freezer cell (-18 C°) with a cold is not a good idea if you want to cure quickly... I just ate a banana, didn't taste anything... Time to open those beers I don't like!..

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      • ChrisC
        Chris
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        @Seul:

        Time to open those beers I don't like!..

        And there is much rejoicing in the corporate offices at Duvel, for sales have risen 10%!

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        • SeulS
          Seul
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          catches his breath again and wipes the tears out of his eyes

          Oh dear God… That was good... But alas, taste or no working taste, I took a good beer. I'm drinking it and well... I might as well 've taken the Grimbergen Winter  😞 😞 😞

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          • hecticH
            hectic
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            @derivative666:

            Nothing quite like waking up after a hard night of drinking and cleaning vomit off your cordovan shoes 😞

            Better than rough out or suede…

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            • SeulS
              Seul
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              Amateurs like d666 obviously shouldn't have suede or reversed suede shoes… And it's why I have so many... I should start a sanctuary for "Spewed on Suede"... Maybe have a big picture of Walter Sobchak saying "Bunch of FUCKING AMATEURS!..", holding a minty fresh pair of roughouts...

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              • hecticH
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                calmer than you are dude.

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                • SeulS
                  Seul
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                  Finishing my coffee.

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                  • derivative666D
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                    Stupid Yes, amateurish no! drinking almost a 1/5 of Jefferson's Presidential Reserve was not one of the more mature decisions I have made in recent time. Feeling much better now after drinking a couple of bloody mary's.

                    "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                    • SeulS
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                      Just had a wee bit of 12 year old Calvados… I don't do liquors, but keep some as you never know when you'll need 'm, right... And by God... This was the first thing I tasted and smelt all day...

                      Happy piglet now...

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                      • joesaintjohnJ
                        joesaintjohn
                        啓蒙家
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                        I love calvados….love it...even take it in my coffee.

                        Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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                        • S
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                          @davito:

                          Supersalami keep on doing what u love and listen to ur heart it will make u stronger. In earlier years i was working for a big consulting firm, they always tried to force me into a suit. I didnt like that so i went to work with a pair of chinos, a shirt and a badass leatherjacket. I even colored my hair back then. I loved it, they not so much but clients respected me. People tend to know more about you than urself do, its a phenomenon.

                          Awesome, I've been given shit for dressing how I wish even been singled out/called pee-wee herman for cuffing my jeans in the workplace. Fuck em. Those who know/matter never took issue to my dress. I believe we dress for ourselves, more so than others. As Seul's called out Haters. "Haters gonna Hate, Potatoes gonna potate".

                          On the topic of knowing one's self and whilst throwing limericks about here's one of my favs about the unknowable self "It seems that I know that I know. What I would like to see is the 'I' that knows me when I know that I know that I know."

                          @supersalami. Confirming to stereotypes and people's expectations is never a good thing. It's "easier" requires less mental effort for those who are hat'n, when you change, or are different, it requires thought, which can often bring un/sub-conscious pain. Brings questions of their-self and identity into being. Keep being you, Truth and those who aspire to it will accept you as you are :).

                          PEACE!

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                          • G
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                            I hate how the stuff that I crave from japan takes about 1 day to get to the US and then spends over a week in customs.  Ugh

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                            • SeulS
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                              I'm at the office part of my shop, going through some orders and such… I walk out and walk into the depot...
                              Now the depot is accesible from the shop, of course, but usually customers never wander in, cause it's obvious it's a freaking depot... Huge swingdoors, signs; the works...

                              I walk in and see this woman finishing doing up her pants... My natural reaction, being an absolute gentleman, is to turn my head away... But them I'm wondering "Who is this woman, and what the fuck is she doing here?".
                              I walk over to my collegue who's in the front of the store, and she says someone had asked her to use the toilets, and she had told her to head to the back and look for me...
                              Apparently misses Bursty-Blather didn't bother, just waltzed into the depot, squatted down next to a cozy palet of Jupiler, and did her thing...

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                              • GilesG
                                Giles
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                                You certainly have a classy type of chick in Belgistan don't you…..

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • SeulS
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                                  Yeah, she's called "The Drunk Cunt"… My collegue knew her... She described her as someone who was always "being drunk or getting drunk"... Way to give a bad name to the rest of us!..

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                                  • elclintorE
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                                    looks like she added a little flavor to whatever is in that barrel…

                                    Geo

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                                    • SeulS
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                                      Empty, luckily… She might've given some good flavour to the Jupiler, though... Taking the term "piss beer" to a next level...

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                                      • tigerpacT
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                                        ^yikes!

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                                        • scroogenS
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                                          I think that may be the best thing I've ever seen on the internet…

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                                          • Finn666F
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                                            @Seul:

                                            … She described her as someone who was always "being drunk or getting drunk"...

                                            glad it's a "her" in that sentence or otherwise I would have thought of someone else (on this forum)!… 😃

                                            that shit crazy though...nasty as fuck as well! 😠

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