Random Rants
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Yeah, Amsterdam is super close, right? You're in England, it's in Denmark; you should be able to just bike across the border and pick it up, no big deal. I think the USPS should be commended for even being able to find one of those weird little countries where they don't even speak a real language, like Uh-mare-kin. All that jibber jabber hurts our heads.
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Amsterdam is not in Denmark, Texas
Whaaat?! You gotta slow down there, Rocket, I just found out England is an island! When did that happen?
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When did we lose Scotland and Wales :o
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When did we lose Scotland and Wales :o
More importantly, what's Whales and where did Ireland go?
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Wales is where Nem lives, and where Charlie is Prince of, Whales are majestic sea creatures, which are mainly eaten by the Japanese.
Ireland is still safely moored in the Hudson Bay, and houses great Irishmen like Dennis Leary, and two thirds of the rap band House Of Pain.
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I thought the English didn't like to concede that their island was inhabited by those sheep shagging Wales-icans and we all know that the only worthwhile thing coming out of Scotland is Scotch, right?
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Damn auto-correct…
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Too bad we don't have any Scotlandese to get offended by that statement. Any attempts at a truce would be confounded by the lack of a common language…
