Random Rants
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I don't want to know/ask why…...
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Up until 30 seconds ago, I was very impressed with Facebooks ability to target ads to me with almost uncanny accuracy. Then I got a link here:
http://www.incontinencechoice.co.uk/
Cheeky feckers…..
^^^ At the moment I am working out how to dry my Jawns without Mme B noticing I have had an accident…...
Guess you should go back to being impressed with their uncanny accuracy, huh?
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Some fucking douchebag decided to park across from my house where there is a clearly marked NO PARKING sign. This almighty yuppie-scum then rolls a Kubota off the trailer attached to his SUV so he can do some unknown "manly" bullshit across the street in the baseball diamond for little league.
In the meantime, I cooked up a steak for dinner trying to ignore things. I was happily eating my dinner when "Bang!" Two cars drove by my place and while they were trying to avoid said yuppie-scum's SUV, one of them clipped into my mailbox taking off their side mirror and ruining the mailbox & post. Then this fucktard drove away.
If there weren't about thirty kids across the street I would have taken my new Viberg's and had a "sensible" discussion with this fine fellow.
How was the steak?
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Perhaps a nice Nissan? Few cars more bulletproof than a Sentra, in my experience. Certainly not the sexiest of cars, but they run forever…
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^ that's a bummer for Rafa. We need to start raf a new car fund..
…I can pm y'all my bank account details if you really wanna do that
Oh he'll learn… I'm sure his next li'l hatchback 'll be Japanese made...
nope…japanese only on my legs mate
thinking bout a nice bmw, vw, audi or something like it
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Awww, c'mon, Seul… why do you always suggest the boring, practical cars? He wants something fun to drive, not some dumpy old thing like that.
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Eh, maybe not- the Peugeot constantly cracking up isn't his fault, it's the fault of the French for consistently making such POS automobiles (and I use the word 'automobiles' in the loosest possible definition, otherwise what they vomit out wouldn't qualify as such). Of course, that doesn't explain why Finn bought one, against the advice of everyone here…
As for the IPhone, damn near everyone I know has dropped theirs a dozen times or more. The bloody things nearly jump out of people's hands. Of course, that doesn't explain why Finn didn't get a cover for it after the first 10 or 20 or 30 drops...
Hmmmm, the more I think about it, the more I think you're right, Seul.:)