Random Rants

[Geo]

tell you what's shit at the moment . . . sometimes work gets so that your days are all disjointed and f-cked up - I am seriously not in tune to what day, or even to what time of day I'm at

(which is not not the same as flying to NY for an almighty piss-up and coming back jet-lagged . . . before you know who adds a comment ;D)

[AFTRMTH]

Why in hell am i thinking about buying some more new IH jeans when its my whole wardrobe that needs a makeover blah!

[elclintor]

Well aren't jawns the most important part?

[AFTRMTH]

Sure..  but not when u lost almost half of your body weight ha!

[elclintor]

Well then, get some fine IH shirts for your wardrobe!

[Seul]

At work, some 45 year old lady asked me where she could find eggplants… So, I ignore the fact that she was standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM, and pointed at them (measured distance from her nose to the crate: approx 1.3 m).

"Oooh ok thanks... So uuhh... You've only got them in this colour?.. You don't have green ones?.. They're all black?.."
"No, they're all purple... And no: no such thing as a green eggplant as far as I know..."
"Oh ok... It's just that I never had one of these before..."

HOW CAN YOU BE FORTY FUCKING 5 YEARS OLD AND NOT KNOW HOW AN EGGPLANT LOOKS LIKE?.. LET ALONE THE FACT THAT SHE NEVER HAD IT BEFORE...

I mean, the EGGPLANT, the world's funniest looking vegetable!.. One of the best things in the world!..

[Max Power]

I just learned that this thing is obviously called "eggplant" in english. Funny.

[Geo]

@Seul:

At work, some 45 year old lady asked me where she could find eggplants… So, I ignore the fact that she was standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM, and pointed at them (measured distance from her nose to the crate: approx 1.3 m).

"Oooh ok thanks... So uuhh... You've only got them in this colour?.. You don't have green ones?.. They're all black?.."
"No, they're all purple... And no: no such thing as a green eggplant as far as I know..."
"Oh ok... It's just that I never had one of these before..."

HOW CAN YOU BE FORTY FUCKING 5 YEARS OLD AND NOT KNOW HOW AN EGGPLANT LOOKS LIKE?.. LET ALONE THE FACT THAT SHE NEVER HAD IT BEFORE...

I mean, the EGGPLANT, the world's funniest looking vegetable!.. One of the best things in the world!..

calm yourself little one . . . you need some stronger meds 

some people would call that an aubergine and whatever you call it, you do get them is all sorts of colours - white, green, orange, purple, black. we usually see that colour because it's probably the most widely cultivated

. . . and what's wrong with being 45 (shortly to be 46)? 

[madmonday]

lol @ geo & seul

this would be a much different place without you two 

[Geo]

hey - you're not getting out of that easily Monday . . . exploiting innocent little kids in your shameless quest to win the 1000 members, and all the other little wind-ups and posts . . .  I've got my beady eyes on you 

[madmonday]

i'm a yank, all about exploiting folks, hehehehehehehe 

[Seul]

Aubergines is what we call it as well… Man those purple ones with white stripes look delicious...

There's nothing wrong with being 45 at all, unless you haven't had eggplant in your life yet...

[Geo]

nossir! i like aubergine - do a mean morrocan stew with them . . . lotsa chillies though - goes down smooth, comes out fighting 

[Geo]

broke my nose - 'i boke by dose' is actually how it sounds 

put my 32 on for some comfort

[Giles]

Who broke your doze?  At the institution for the criminally insane?  Caught looking at one of the inmates girls?

And liking the aubergine tie-in…..

[elclintor]

Whoa that sucks Geo!

May I ask what happened? 

[Beatle]

how the hell did that happen ???????????????/

[Just_KC]

ouch, it looks like you caught an elbow to the nose.

[Seul]

That sheep put up quite the fight ey!.. Or did you hug Doug?..

[Geo]

@Giles:

Who broke your doze?  At the institution for the criminally insane?  Caught looking at one of the inmates girls?

And liking the aubergine tie-in…..

ah - so you got the aubergine gag?

well modesty forbids elucidation but i think you all know the first rule of Fight Club: "You do not talk about Fight Club" . . . but both Brad and Edward are pussies - even together 

the other thing I learned today is that galvanized scaffold poles are definitely very unforgiving in a tough metallic way . . .