WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY - WAYDT (PICS)

[goosehd]

@Matt if you’re serving beer and cotton candy…I’m coming to your house

[Matt]

I did give out beer to the moms and dads (mostly dads) one year. We had a party the night before and about 1/4 of keg left over. I just sat outside next to it with a sleeve of Solo cups and my bowl of candy. I was neighborhood famous for a while.

[Matt]

Im pretty sure the two that just came to the door were prostitutes.

[Matt]

And Michael Myers just told me I look like this guy…

[GraemeE]

This is the one kids activity a year that I can take a travel mug full of bourbon to without getting scolded

[Matt]

Yeah,but that doesn’t stop me from trying for all the other ones. Graduations are at the top of the list.

[steelworker]

not to pry Matt, but were the police in front of your house for a reason? Just prying.

[Matt]

My neighbor is a state trooper.

[steelworker]

@Matt lucky you!

[ROman]

My neighbors, a married couple are both FBI agents.

[steelworker]

@ROman he's got you there Matt

[ROman]

And oddly, they've become very good friends.

[Matt]

Mine is super boring. His wife is very cute but also boring. C’est la vie.

[ROman]

Each of this couple are quite entertaining. They have had parties and invited Ralph and I, which we were the only non FBI there. Quite entertaining.

[tody]

@ROman Any insights gathered on how to commit the perfect crime?

[WhiskeySandwich]

@GraemeE This is the way.

[Matt]

This is the way.

[goosehd]

@Matt said in WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY (PICS):

Im pretty sure the two that just came to the door were prostitutes.

So...trick or treat?

[Matt]

There are always a few whose dads clearly didnt know what they looked like when they left the house and I try to keep it brief with them. I dont need all that hassle.

[goosehd]

Smart move...that is the way