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[Geo]

[bertoni]

Cheers my man! I'd post a reply but I'm still shite at posting photos…by the time i'd have it posted you'd be down the pub and my wine'd be warm

[bertoni]

Care to join us Geo? What will you be conjuring up from that wine cellar of yours I wonder?

[Guest]

Lekker.

[bertoni]

Are you coughing again cos of those pesky fags Holla or is that the name of some Belgian piss beer?

[Seul]

Oi!.. 

Lekker means nice/ yummy in Dutch… It's a bit weird sometimes which words/ sentences people know in Dutch... My French mate knows this phrase: "Ik wil je kelder witten" which either means "I wanna do/ paint your basement" or is a very poorly translated poof joke... Still: astonishing... First time he dished that out I thought I was gonna die laughing...

[Guest]

Haha… It's dutch for "delicious"... So, next time you are in the Netherlands and they tell you a beer is "lekker" you get the fuck out.

[Seul]

Next time you're in the Netherlands and realise it, get the fuck out…

[bertoni]

Hahahahahahaha! Thanks for the dutch lesson fellas. By the way Seul, which part of Belgium are you from? French or flemish?

[Seul]

Flemish… Mais je parle le Français... C'est à dire - je suis capable de commender une bière...

[Geo]

phlegm-ish

[Geo]

i'd be conjuring beer from the wine cellar - thats what i'm in the mood for

[Guest]

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, je suis Luc Tonnere!"

Is the only sentence I remember from French class. Luc Tonnerre was a fictional rockstar and the sentence above his catch phrase and / or song. Who writes these school books?!

[Seul]

Wann kommt der Buss?..
In funf Minuten…
Mein Vater arbeitet bei Ford. Wir wohnen in Wuppertal.

Yeah - that's the kind of German I learned... Makes you wonder indeed who writes these things...

[Finn666]

lol fuck…:D

[Guest]

Haha…..

And then, when you are like 15 and you learned all that useless shit, you meet real people from that country and learn the essentials: cursing like a sailor.

[Seul]

Scheisse, you're right, Arschhole!..

[Guest]

Lekker…....... FUCK, I can't curse in Dutch... haha... Oh wait... Damn right, kut?!

[Seul]

Haha that's actually more of a word they use in the Netherlands… And I'm not about to give a curse-course on here so...

But this whole €uro mixing is so funny haha 

Ok ok actually I'll give you two words... They're totally not "in fashion", and people 'll rather be confused than insulted when you use 'm, but I love these (and they're from my dialect/ region)...

KAROTTENTREKKER: this actually translates as someone who works a potatoe field, in a degrading manner (you will recognise the word Karot, you Kraut)
KLOEFKAPPER: Someone who makes Klomps... Not insulting but it is singlehandedly the best word in the Dutch vocabulaire... And the word itself is used as a swearword...

[Guest]

Karotten are lekker, my kloefkappering friend.