Random Rants

[GardenState]

@Giles Ah, shit! I have to go answer some emails be back in a bit!

[goosehd]

…now I’m starting to wonder if the penis enlargement emails and offers really work.

[Giles]

No

[goosehd]

@Giles Is that from experience from taking said supplements? Or is bent the wrong fill in the blank from your previous post?

[Giles]

It was supposed to be a humorous response to the Penis enlargement comment. And you know bent was wrong....

[Tago Mago]

@Giles He‘s Canadian, he’s not used to such foul language

[goosehd]

@Tago-Mago That’s not fair as I have used “darn it to heck” in a sentence once.

We’re cool like the rest of the world…

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd the 1950s called, they want their lingo back

[Giles]

He's a fucking Virginian.......

[Tago Mago]

@Giles but he has two kids? I’m confused

[GardenState]

@Giles I thought this said "He's a fucking virgin" and I was thinking "how Canadian of him"

[goosehd]

[Tago Mago]

Fucking Virgin is an oxymoron if I ever saw one

[Giles]

Yeah, all arse about tit....

[goosehd]

…but what you don’t understand is the process to becoming a Canadian citizen. I had to renounce the imperial measuring system, use Eh in a sentence properly, chug a litre of maple syrup, and take a niceties exam. I almost failed that part where the examiner rants about politics, religion, and racism for an hour and you can’t tell them to fuck off…

[Giles]

And seamlessly insert aboot and anyhoo into every other sentence.....

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd what aboot the use of the word aboot? Do you swear loyalty to the Monarch or your favourite hockey player?

[goosehd]

@Tago-Mago To hockey, always. To the queen, yes. To the present and future…

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd Queen Charles I?

[goosehd]

@Tago-Mago …sure.