IH not harder wearing than others?

[Guest]

if ya got girls grabbing yer crotch,,get em to file their nails

[Seul]

Here's a close up of one of the girl's hands Captain was talking about:

[Beatle]

you sure it's girls grabbing your crotch and not guys kicking you in the nuts cause they're jealous of your BMI ?

just kidding

[Captain]

@Seul:

I think he means female t-rexes…

..breaking them in being a favorite past-time of mine… Good fun, but hell for your jeans

[Guest]

@Seul:

I think he means female t-rexes…

ya cant kill IronHeart as quickly as Captain has,,,its got me so fekkin frazzled,,im pretty new to IH,but i can tell that these jeans can take serious abuse and survive,,there are way to many evo type photos to prove this

[Guest]

undercrackers made of sandpaper,,unfeasibly hairy and spiky gonads,,any other reasons fer premature crotch blowouts

[Beatle]

I know, think about the guy that is a mechanic and wear them every day at the garage, howling car parts whatnot all day.
whatever the deal with your crotch - it ain't a quality issue

[Seul]

Attaching a huge magnifying glass to your crotch and riding your horse into the sunset every day…

[Beatle]

maybe we should change title of this thread and call it

suggestions - what caused Captains Crotch 2 Blow

[Seul]

Nah - I really think I'm onto something here!..

[Guest]

no offence to Buster wearers/owners and specially u Beatle,

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:o,Beatle 0r anyone good with photoshop modify the image to suit the topic 

[Beatle]

poll up

[Seul]

(Voted for the only theory that can be scientifically proven: huge magnifying glass…)

[Beatle]

Seul - when the world needs science - u'll be there *

[Seul]

If so: the world is

[injunjack]

captain, you didn't answer how much you sized down…seriously.

[Guest]

Injun he didnt size down,,30waist i think,,,up from his usual28/29 type of jean size

[injunjack]

Then there's something seriously wrong with this captain…and I'm not saying this just because I'm a Finn.

edit; too big cojones, maybe

[Guest]

see my post with the pic m8,,may explain a few things

[hectic]

shaping up to be a killer thread