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    • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
      Filthy2123ozjunkie
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      Do you think he'd survive being stacked and shipped with my next order? I love him 😍

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      • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
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        Also I have one of these I think he'd enjoy…

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        • GilesG
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          Yeah, he has one.  But it's no where near as much fun as roughing it in the garden….

          Here is his IG page....

          https://www.instagram.com/tigerthecatburglar/

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • goosehdG
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            "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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            • GilesG
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              I am sure you have seen the same or similar before…

              The Dog's Diary
              8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
              9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
              9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
              10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
              12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
              1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
              3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
              5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
              7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
              8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
              11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

              The Cat's Diary
              Day 983 of My Captivity

              My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

              The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.

              There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

              Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

              I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously a moron. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now…

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
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                😃

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                • goosehdG
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                  …and that’s why I like cats!  I like dogs too and have had my share, but cats are unique.

                  "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                  • RoxRocks86R
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                    🤣🤣🤣

                    My bff had a cat that would hide on the side of their entry way and shank everyone passing by. Probably the reason why I'm scared of cats.

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                    • Signal11S
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                      Our little critter from hell

                      Having no destination, I’m never lost.

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                      • henry_davidH
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                        @Signal11 – hahahahah so cute and yet I can tell that your cat has a capacity for total mayhem.

                        My demon spawn says hi back.

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                        • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
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                          He looks like he could use a little spoiling and snuggles 😍

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                          • goosehdG
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                            Mine trying to escape. Thankfully the snow slowed her down:

                            "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                            • RoxRocks86R
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                              @goosehd that is such a great photo of your cat

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                              • GilesG
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                                Obviously must have worn himself out trying to clean his throat…..

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • ROmanR
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                                  What time is dinner? 

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                                  • henry_davidH
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                                    Lol @ROman. Just fed mine after she kept screaming at me  😃

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                                    • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
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                                      I am imagining being in a room surrounded by everyone's cats here and being able to snuggle and pet them like I do my Pickles.

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                                      • GilesG
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                                        Wouldn't happen with either of ours.  They'll just about put up with a stroke, but no more than that…..

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • SergeyPS
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                                          @ Filthy You have a big, God-marked heart!

                                          Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

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                                          • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
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                                            @SergeyP:

                                            @ Filthy You have a big, God-marked heart!

                                            🙂

                                            @Giles:

                                            Wouldn't happen with either of ours.  They'll just about put up with a stroke, but no more than that…..

                                            I just would have to get to know your cat. I spent 3 years getting Luna to trust me and now she sits on my lap and goes to sleep. She used to hide from me.

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