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    • madmondayM
      madmonday
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      You guys are first in line for an update after Maddy and the ex-wife

      Iron Heart Forum should be before the wives, get your priorities in order, hahahahaha

      Hope you are super prepared and confident and wow the interviewers with your wit, charm, and knowledge of all things . . . .

      head high, middle finger higher

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      • neph93N
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        @madmonday:

        Hope you are super prepared and confident and wow the interviewers with your wit, charm, bald head and baby face…

        “Some of those that work forces
        Are the same that burn crosses”

        • Virginia Woolf
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        • madmondayM
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          @louisbosco:

          not sure if anyone realised that easter sunday and april fools are on the same day this year…  :o

          @Appfaff:

          And only to confuse us Catholics even more, St. Valentines Day is on Ash Wednesday…

          This is just right if you ask me, a nihilist who sends his children to catholic schools in order to disrupt the system and make fun of the priests and school administrators.

          all are celebrations where you close your eyes and get something in your mouth. . . if you are lucky

          head high, middle finger higher

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          • madmondayM
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            @neph93:

            @madmonday:

            Hope you are super prepared and confident and wow the interviewers with your wit, charm, bald head and baby face…

            come on he looks at least 35 or so, that's no baby face, you are correct about the bald head  😉

            head high, middle finger higher

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            • louisboscoL
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              And only to confuse us Catholics even more, St. Valentines Day is on Ash Wednesday…

              Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

              guess i won't be fasting this year…

              "Loyalty is a two way street. If i'm asking for it from you, then you're getting it from me."

              • Harvey Specter
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              • 501IH5
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                …and that job interview is in Germany, no less. Have a good trip and let us know if you need any help with anything, questions answered, or your own personal interpreter...haha, whatever.

                Good luck. And any hint where attractive jobs could be found here would be more than welcome!!!! ::)

                Keep your jeans on–-and let nothing come in between you and the denim !

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                • AppfaffA
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                  Or giving up any sweets for lent [emoji12]

                  Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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                  • UnTuckedU
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                    @madmonday:

                    @UnTucked:

                    You guys are first in line for an update after Maddy and the ex-wife

                    Hope you are super prepared and confident and wow the interviewers with your wit, charm, and knowledge of all things . . . .

                    The "interview" should be fine, though I have been just told that my neck tattoo may be a point of contingency… The part I'm worried about is the 2 day long physical assessment, lol

                    In search of:
                    IHV-04, med.
                    IHSH-185, large
                    IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

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                    • madmondayM
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                      my neck tattoo may be a point of contingency… The part I'm worried about is the 2 day long physical assessment, lol

                      2 day long physical assessment?

                      neck tat being an issue?

                      are you going back into the military or some para-military law enforcement profession?  you know how it is, even if you aren't the most able bodied applicant your approach to obstacles and your willingness to participate /train are what really sets the tone unless you just fail the assessment then you know it just means you got to get in better shape for the next go around . . . maybe I should rethink my words of encouragement  😘

                      fingers crossed you do not have to take a polygraph examination and explain your deep affection for Japanese dry goods and moderating a forum where almost all participants have almost a fetish like fascination with clothing  😶

                      seriously though, I'm sure you will wow everyone and here's sending good energy your way since my words seem to fail to express the sentiment, hahahaha

                      head high, middle finger higher

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                      • UnTuckedU
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                        I work for the military already (As a contractor), and already have a poly… The poly was a piece of cake, actually!

                        In search of:
                        IHV-04, med.
                        IHSH-185, large
                        IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

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                        • madmondayM
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                          hmmmm, as long as it's not Blackwater or Oxfarm you should be good  😃

                          head high, middle finger higher

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                          • UnTuckedU
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                            Wrong kind of contractor, lol! I'm an IT nerd of sorts, lol

                            In search of:
                            IHV-04, med.
                            IHSH-185, large
                            IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

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                            • madmondayM
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                              ahhhhhhh, man when I was in the military in the late 90s the closest thing we had to IT folks we folks who maintained and worked on a system called NALCOMIS, no idea if that's even a thing anymore and the system was a mess especially when we got an aviation supply person attached to a unit to supply direct access to parts .

                              the good old days when HAWK and Stinger missiles were a thing before drone strikes were common place and we had to put mineral water in the vehicle batteries every week and perform weekly and monthly maintenance on equipment so old it's a wonder they ever worked.

                              head high, middle finger higher

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                              • SeulS
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                                The poly was a piece of cake, actually!

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                                • UnTuckedU
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                                  I listened to a Joe Rogan podcast ahead of time, and it totally freaked me out… But, I was confident that "I can trick the machine... Joe said so!"...

                                  NOPE!

                                  There are sensors on your finger to detect micro-twitches and perspiration, there's a heart monitor, and blood pressure cuff, and sensor board under your feet to check twitches, AND to top it off, you're sitting on a sensor as well, to monitor sphincter puckering.

                                  Once you accept that you can't lie, it's a piece of cake, LMAO!

                                  In search of:
                                  IHV-04, med.
                                  IHSH-185, large
                                  IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

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                                  • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
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                                    Check out how sick this Alien poster is that I got today!

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                                    • gaseousclayG
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                                      @UnTucked:

                                      you're sitting on a sensor as well, to monitor sphincter puckering.

                                      I did a lot of sphincter puckering when I was going through my divorce. good times  😃

                                      WTB:
                                      IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                                      IHSH-19

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                                      • gaseousclayG
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                                        Once you accept that you can't lie, it's a piece of cake, LMAO!

                                        i'm on a roll

                                        WTB:
                                        IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                                        IHSH-19

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                                        • Filthy2123ozjunkieF
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                                          Surprised there's no Olympics talk here. I saw this and laughed for a good couple minutes.

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                                          • DionD
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                                            Once you accept that you can't lie, it's a piece of cake, LMAO!

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