Random Rants

[Seul]

Yesterday my collegue was complaining how there was so much work to do today… I offered her to come in and help - no response. I then go forth and have a wine, beer, cheese, and quiche party with family... Text at 7.36am... Asking if I can come in...

I'm only doing it cause she's pregnant 

[Snowy]

quiche party? Man and I thought I was wierd. And boy god you're a good lad, but you know that. x0. Hope the day goes okay. (PS you didn't knock her up did you?)

[steelworker]

^ The man hosts quiche parties for crissake Chances are excellent that he is not pater 

[Seul]

@Snowy:

(PS you didn't knock her up did you?)

(I didn't but boy is she beautiful with that big tummy…)

[Megatron1505]

Kinky piggy 

[Anesthetist]

Landscaper v Toyota.

I thank God that my daughter wasn't hit and that the owner of the company was there and spoke English. The gent with the trimmer who broke the window did not.

[Anesthetist]

@Seul:

@Snowy:

(PS you didn't knock her up did you?)

(I didn't but boy is she beautiful with that big tummy…)

Glad to know that I'm not the only one who finds (most) pregnant women very attractive.

[Seul]

Glad your daughter's ok mate!.. Shit looks scary!.. Poor lass!..

First flat visited: guy living there took about 15 seconds before he started ranting about the kebab shop downstairs… Always noisy he said... So yeah: no dice...

Visiting another flat that has wallpaper straight out of a horror movie... Dated isn't the word, it never was fashionable... BUT I pass the building on my way to work, and the lady who owns it is also having the ground floor re-done... Might inquire about that...

[twin]

@Anesthetist  The angels were watching over the two of you.

[Anesthetist]

No kidding, had we been in my car she would have been covered in glass. We are thankful!

[davito]

Glad your daughter and family are ok, take care man

[Megatron1505]

Holy crap Matt, that is some scary stuff. Glad everyone is ok.

[steelworker]

Glad you are both ok!

[Black Orchid]

Scary stuff Anesthetist and so glad you are all ok. Seul happy flat hunting which is of course a complete and utter oxymoron [emoji57]

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[Dion]

Whoa, glad you're okay and only that matters!

[Finkster]

That pic looks evil  :o  @Anesthetist  … glad, you and your family are healthy - that's the main thing!

[Snowy]

Glad that's behind you @Anesthetist. Truly scary stuff.

@Seul dated wall paper is the best!

[Finkster]

Still waiting for the postman      … another week - same shit .......

[Finkster]

… and still waiting - fecking post strike!     

[DougNg]

So I've been married for four years and have settled into the idea of the "dad bod". So I buy a pair of 634s a couple sizes up and I'm comfy again…so a few weeks ago Jody decides to give paleo a swing and now  back to my original pants size. Mother. Fucker.