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    • Megatron1505M
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      That is the stereotypical wannabe hipster, I'm talking about hipsters as a concept.

      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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      • DougNgD
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        What the hell do I know, I live in suburban Maryland 😉

        I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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        • bagley920B
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          @DougNg:

          I think we have different ideas of hipsters…my idea of a hipster is a 20 something in tight clothes that looks like they are borderline homeless/unemployed/sickly

          I call that emo

          If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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          • Megatron1505M
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            If anyone can be bothered, read this.

            http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hipster

            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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            • DougNgD
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              Holy shit Gav, you're totally a hipster. You have "different kinds of hipsters"

              Me? I have "THOSE assholes"

              Then again, I have "different kinds of assholes"

              Which I suppose, just makes me an asshole…

              I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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              • Megatron1505M
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                Apparently I'm too old to be an hipster, they don't have a word for what I am…...asshole probably fits well.

                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                • bagley920B
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                  You're not old, you're vintage

                  If I am not I, who will be? -Henry David Thoreau

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                  • SeulS
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                    "Bundle of ginger joy"

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                    • SeulS
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                      @Megatron1505:

                      Beer Hipster ^

                      Belgian.

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                      • DougNgD
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                        @Megatron1505:

                        If anyone can be bothered, read this.

                        http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hipster

                        Wow, I'm really out of touch with pop culture…

                        Unless wearing random gun themed tshirts is "hipsterish"...

                        I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                        • Megatron1505M
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                          @Seul:

                          "Bundle of ginger joy"

                          "Alcohol fuelled €uro Veggie"

                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                          • SeulS
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                            Not if you shoot (at) hipsters.

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                            • SeulS
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                              @Megatron1505:

                              "Alcohol fuelled €uro Veggie"

                              I love that  😃

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                              • irishexpatI
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                                @DougNg:

                                I think we have different ideas of hipsters…

                                This is really the crux of the issue. Some people may look at me and think I'm a hipster because I wax my moustache, grow my beard out, and ride a single speed bike. Other's might call that indie, alt, or any other number of labels.

                                When I was having this discussion with my wife the other day, we came to the conclusion that 'hipster' is just too much of a nebulous concept. It is defined not by the attributes of the hipster, but rather in comparison to the level of difference from the 'mainstream.' What looks hipster in Ann Arbor looks mainstream in NYC, and what looks hipster in NYC would look like a crazy person in Ann Arbor.

                                This concept is the central idea on Wikipedia's article about hipsters as well.

                                My Random Prediction: Raw denim is on the upswing. We're gonna see a lot of it in the next few years, and then it's gonna fade out again.

                                Reasoning: American Eagle has raw denim now.

                                Another Random Prediction: Apple has hit its apex, and will begin to decline in the next decade.

                                Iron Heart, Empty Wallet

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                                • irishexpatI
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                                  @Megatron1505:

                                  If anyone can be bothered, read this.

                                  http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Hipster

                                  Best line from this whole thing:

                                  "Don't forget your plugs, piercings, and random scars supposedly acquired through woodwork and other carpenter-like endeavors."

                                  Iron Heart, Empty Wallet

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                                  • SeulS
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                                    • What beer Seul will be drinking tonight (Seul is not allowed to predict).

                                    Who had their money on Bush de Noël?.. Come collect your money!..

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                                    • urbanwoodsmanU
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                                      I think the irishipster hit the nail on the head.

                                      Gav, I don't think there's an age limit on being a hipster. You bought your little kid Iron heart jeans and regularly post WAYWT pics on the Internet. You're a hipster in my eyes and would probably be considered one by an old lady in the middle of nowhere.

                                      As for me, I live in Williamsburg so I guess that automatically makes me a hipster.

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                                      • irishexpatI
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                                        yes it does sir (the username "urbanwoodsman" doesn't help…). Although there's a bit of a paradox there....

                                        If hipsters are mainstream in Williamsburg, does that mean you aren't a hipster if you live in Williamsburg?

                                        Iron Heart, Empty Wallet

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                                        • SeulS
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                                          No, that's not how it works in Williamsburg.

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                                          • Megatron1505M
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                                            We're all hipsters, I only applied the age criteria because my entire knowledge of hipsters comes from the article I linked earlier.

                                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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